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@dinohealth @NASA @POTUS @realDonaldTrump No need to make this about politics. This was decades in the making. As the song goes: “what a wonderful World.”

Today, @NASA, #UnitedStatesOfAmerica, erected another pillar of testament to America's Greatness! Congrats #ArtemisII #Integrity Brave Crew! History will record Milestone was achieved on behalf of Mankind under the Leadership of America's 45th & 47th @POTUS, @realDonaldTrump.

@RepJackKimble @3YearLetterman post better jokes than you do. Have a good weekend.

Well this picture proves Trump isn’t at Walter Reed.

@AGPamBondi It wasn't your fault. The DOW did it to you. A Dieu! 😂

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@GeraldoRivera I know you are not stupid. Please rewrite your post. We deserve better in our national discourse.

Robert Mueller's probe of Trump's non-existent ties to Russia was unfair. Trump got the last word. When told Mueller died Trump cracked, "Good, I'm glad he's dead." TACKY FYI Former FBI Director Mueller was a Marine Vietnam hero awarded the Bronze Star and a Purple Heart for service to our country.

@Matt_Pinner 17

I've been to 2, you ?

@ArthurH34181914 @vxylily 😂

@vxylily She doesn't copy. She doesn't paste. She writes her own posts. She doesn't farm click bait. She doesn't lie as if a post is hers. Where can I find her?

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@RepJackKimble You just missed it by a few years. This is the Bill Clinton economy. Circa 1993. Bush and Trump are still trying to fix it. If only we could muster the courage to let Trumpestein fix it during his fourth term the country will go back to 0.53 cents a gallon. 💀

When you're tempted to blame Trump's war for the cost of gas, remember this is still the Biden economy.

@ajmismyjam @georgegalloway 😂

@georgegalloway I love that she doesn’t realize Portugal and Spain are the same thing

Tweet of the Year

@RepNancyMace With all due respect, please get some help.

We don't lie. We told you exactly what happened in Hillary's deposition. Her spokesperson tried to cover it up. We said the tapes would speak for themselves. Surprise. Here's your proof, as promised.

@3YearLetterman Coach, slow down. You’re killing us 😂😂. Can we please have valentine day off. 💀

Jesus Christ

@McDuB126 @TheRickWilson Touché. 😂

@TheRickWilson Im sure somebody will give him a trophy to make it better.

The AP Poll is the bitchslap Trump deserves this week.

@3YearLetterman @RepThomasMassie @ASPCAPetIns @FordF150net Coach, can I please get a follow to show my kids that my IQ is closer to the smart person online. I’m at 97. 😂

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 In absolutely devastating news for @RepThomasMassie’s reelection campaign, Catturd has announced “the gloves are off” and that he is going to “go TF off” on Massie during his podcast tomorrow This will be must-listen content

@GoslinTodd @3YearLetterman @SenatorCollins @SusanSarandon @kroger @Whitesnake Indeed. Coach you need to sue in The Hague. More 💥 to you.

@3YearLetterman @SenatorCollins @SusanSarandon @kroger @Whitesnake Someone is stealing your intellectual property. x.com/EastEndJoe/sta…

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Susan Collins, or Madame Speaker as you may know her, the first female senator in American history, just announced she’s seeking a record 10th term The haters are furious

@Oldglorycries @jeromekurtiss @3YearLetterman Coach is a satirist. Check him out on other topics. 😂

@jeromekurtiss @3YearLetterman It was passed down orally at first

If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well

@honeymoon250 10 for me.

5 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@Martina Have a safe trip back home. Your moral compass is exceptional.

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@veggieto @gtconway3d Indeed. 💀

@gtconway3d Absolutely disgusting. But comparing Marco Rubio to Isaac Newton, who invented calculus, defined the laws of motion and gravity, and unified math and physics into a framework that explained the universe with unprecedented precision, is mind-numbingly stupid.

Lt. Col. Tammy Duckworth had both her legs blown off in 2004 while piloting a U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter that was shot down by a rocket-propelled grenade in Iraq. Mr. Vice President, I didn't think you could be any more of a flaming piece of shit than virtually everyone thinks you are—but you are.

@chinmarinero @3YearLetterman @CharlesQwuf @KmartFashion @williamhungshow So you are new to the Internet? Coach has been here before arpanet. Show some respect. 😜

@3YearLetterman @CharlesQwuf @KmartFashion @williamhungshow Not an expert speller, though. If you can't spell "here", you shouldn't be driving a truck. Or a tricycle, for that matter.

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 ICE vehicles have been spotted on TOW TRUCKS in Atlanta, meaning they are being impounded. The Tenth Amendment does not allow ICE to be on state roads (only federal highways) so this is the right move

@EliseStefanik Good luck to you and your family.

While spending precious time with my family this Christmas season, I have made the decision to suspend my campaign for Governor and will not seek re-election to Congress. I did not come to this decision lightly for our family. I am truly humbled and grateful for the historic and overwhelming support from Republicans, Conservatives, Independents, and Democrats all across the state for our campaign to Save New York.   However, as we have seen in past elections, while we would have overwhelmingly won this primary, it is not an effective use of our time or your generous resources to spend the first half of next year in an unnecessary and protracted Republican primary, especially in a challenging state like New York.  And while many know me as Congresswoman, my most important title is Mom. I believe that being a parent is life's greatest gift and greatest responsibility. I have thought deeply about this and I know that as a mother, I will feel profound regret if I don't further focus on my young son's safety, growth, and happiness - particularly at his tender age.  I am incredibly grateful to the people of New York's 21st District for entrusting me to represent you in the United States Congress. Thank you to my dedicated staff over the past decade. I am proud of the significant results that we successfully delivered for the hardworking families in our district and across America. It has been a tremendous professional honor to serve as your Congresswoman over the past eleven years. Thank you for your support and encouragement as my family and I look forward to the next meaningful personal and professional chapter.  God Bless and Merry Christmas ✨

@mayoungkin Indeed. This country can’t fall in the cannibalism of seeing our political opponents as enemies.

Whatever you think about George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, you have to be impressed with the eulogy Bush just delivered at Cheney's funeral.