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morose hooker
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Why do they always look like this lmfao “here kitten” ass mf
morose hooker@stuartloser
dont be like this guy. but morose hooker will be my new handle
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dont be like this guy. but morose hooker will be my new handle
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@momentomoron depends on if I’m ovulating or not. WHICH IM NOT. so probably not often
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@margzone I said this is a Wendy’s and he said no this is big sick village like it’s kinda funny tbh
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@momentomoron People keep asking why I won’t go to Florida. Reason #76 right here
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@GeekedMemes Jigsaw: You most remove every bone in your left hand with this rusty pocket knife within 5 minutes, or else the bomb placed in your chest will explode
Me for the next 5 minues:
GIF
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@darlingstarlet_ What if the girl in the tower is an ep/album she releases of all the songs she couldn’t release when stuck with her record label. Like she was rapunzel and her stepmother (the label) was keeping her trapped.
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homens depois de criar um sistema onde patrimônio é valor de um homem e agora eles precisam de patrimônio pra ter valor
Levi@levisback
“Somente mulheres, crianças e cachorros são amados incondicionalmente, Um homem só é amado enquanto ele pode prover alguma coisa.”
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Seven hours. All children.
Redd@ReddCinema
Cardinal Zuppi read the names of every child who passed away in Gaza. It took him 7 hours.
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