stuartmorrison

Hilariously bad customer service. Received a satisfaction survey, however we haven't had anyone contact us to come view the appliance despite sending the requested info THREE times... Plus you really need to spellcheck that survey... First page... ::golf clap:: @CandyAppliances

@DHLGlobal - how do you get hold of anyone to sort an issue? Tried FB, here and calling and am going round in circles. CAN WE HAVE OUR SHIPMENT PLEASE? Was promised Sat, now Wed, or Today, depending on which message you believe. We have exhausted all support channels. What now?

@DHLParcelUK ANYONE THERE? HELLO? HELLO? Three days of trying to get a response, where is our SHIPMENT? I have tried your support channels and am getting nowhere. 0 Stars, worst courier this year, and that includes worse than EVRI!

@DHLParcelUK Dear DHL - Your system is broken, Driver delivers to wrong address, and leaves card in the wrong door. DHL phone system can't proceed without missed delivery card number. How do I get my delivery today? Second time DHL did this this week & only 4 houses in our road!

Graham is the Eurovision leprechaun. WE LOVE YOU GRAYGRAY! #sturovision

Mae SMASHED IT! #sturovision

25 United Kingdom - C'MON! C'mon Mae! #sturovision

24 Croatia - The Village People have let themselves go #sturovision

23 Slovenia - it's like they've ram raided a Monsoon. #sturovision

22 Israel - No, it's OK. I'm ok not seeing you dance. Is that an option? #sturovision

22 Lithuania - are those diagrams of crop circles? #sturovision

I am sure he just screamed "GRAHAM NORTON" rammstein

21 Germany - Instagrammstein #sturovision

@AlyDuff1 CHURNING!

@stuartmorrison Loving Mel’s work

Cut off pink chaps - the next BIG fashion trend #sturovision

20 Norway - The headwear is available from Ikea - it's the Frujlia Fruit Bowl, page 124 in the catalogue. #sturovision

19 Ukraine - The return of the Silver surfer.... Meets Cyborg. #sturovision

Time Bandits the Moldovan edition

The Moldovan mating ritual BEGINS! Two women enter, one woman leaves... youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_O…

18 Moldova - who can forget: youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_O…

17 Armenia - channelling Raquel Welch.... #sturovision