Ganymede

Jimmy Butler’s baby mama says $55K in child support isn’t enough and wants another $10K, but his lawyer argues that she’s "unemployed and doesn't want to look for work."

“We believe that by 2027, Tinubu will be president again.” - Nigerian parents make speech after receiving campaign food items from APC

If your team dey play low block I get Joao Pedro for front, if your team dey play highline I get Delap. Whala go dey next season seh😛

If we win the EPL I will quit football and concentrate on my personal life man! It's been 22 years of pain and heartbreak

Second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>>

This might be what socialized production in China will look like in the future:

The fact that Arsenal fans are claiming 'North London is red' after signing an 18-year-old centre back nobody heard of 2 months ago when we just signed Ndombele (ahead of Madrid, Juventus etc.) for £62m and look to break our transfer record again really is funny.

“I never said that” Oh no!! It gets worse

Last year when I got my offer letter, I asked the man I was talking to to send a bottle of wine so I could celebrate. He said “what are you celebrating? You’ve not started working…” I was speechless for a minute. I couldn’t believe my ears. Lack of emotional intelligence<<<<<

Random person: Age is just a number. Tech person: Actually it’s a string.