Zach Not Zack

Boy, last week was really the best time to teach my 8th grade classes, who haven’t studied the Holocaust yet, about “The Diary of Anne Frank”

@imPenny2x Slippery slope is just a prediction Sometimes it can be a fallacy if it’s based on faulty reasoning, but it can also be a legitimate argument

Is slippery slope even a fallacy? I feel like it's a very real concept. A valid arguement in many cases.

@CuriosityonX “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

Didn't miss a single detail 😂

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

Trusted a fart and shit my pants Whose fault is it? That’s right Israel

This is the best quote from a major figure in the Trump administration. I challenge you to find a better one.

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

Mississippians looking at how poor Brits are:

Once again, that thing AI bros insisted would never happen, happened again (happened again)

I was pro choice until I found out at 20 years old that I lost a sibling through abortion When it hit that close to home I was faced with feelings I had never had before. What do you mean one of us is missing? Abortion has a far greater impact than just a “personal medical choice between a woman and her doctor”, my brother or sister they were a real person, a real human, they shared the same parents as me, they were part of me, of our entire family. Who knows what kind of wonderful things they would have done? the memories, stories, all of it is just gone, never to be allowed to exist because of one selfish decision. Learning this also made me so confused as to why was I allowed to exist and live? Why did she make the choice to allow me to live and yet did not allow my sibling the same right? Why me and not them? You say you love me but had I come at another time would you have decided to not have me? How can you love someone when you can so easily decide if they live or die? How can you truly love a child if you are willing to live without them, and not only that, be the reason they die?

NEW: A restaurant owner canceled his Easter plans to fulfill a dying man’s final wish. Frank Ozimek was in hospice during the final weeks of his battle with cancer, where nurses cared for him and treated him like family. Before he passed, he asked his brother for one thing: Feed the nurses on Easter. There was one problem. Every restaurant they called was closed for the holiday. Then they reached Tommy Milani, owner of Sub Delicious in New York. His response: “Absolutely, whatever you need.” Milani put aside his own Easter plans, opened the restaurant on his day off, and made pizzas for the entire hospice staff. This is beautiful.

That might be the filthiest pool shot I’ve ever witnessed.

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

I rather like this Greko-futurism style.

I genuinely don’t know whether to laugh or lose my mind anymore at this European hypocritical double standards. When it comes to Vladimir Putin, suddenly it’s Churchillian resolve. No compromise. No dialogue. Arm Ukraine to the teeth, sanction everything that moves, wreck your own energy security if necessary - because tyranny must be confronted. Fine. I actually respect the consistency of that … in isolation. But then you turn around and lecture us - us - the Gulf monarchies, Jordan and Israel, about showing restraint with Tehran? About dialogue? About coexistence? Are you serious? For forty years - forty bloody years - this regime has been waging a shadow war across the region. Militias, proxies, sleeper cells, terror networks, destabilizing entire countries - Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Yemen - and threatening the Gulf monarchies, Jordan, and Israel nonstop. This isn’t theoretical. This isn’t abstract. This is lived reality. And yet here come Emmanuel Macron, Keir Starmer, and the rest of the European choir, gently advising us to calm down, de-escalate, and - what was it again? - “give diplomacy a chance.” Diplomacy with who, exactly? With a system that has built its entire regional strategy on plausible deniability and proxy terror violence? You were willing to absorb inflation, energy shocks, and political backlash at home to confront Moscow. You made that choice. You said: this is the price of standing up to a tyrant. So don’t come here and tell us - after decades of being on the receiving end - that we should just sit down, smile politely, and “coexist.” Either you believe in confronting tyranny everywhere .. or you don’t. Macron, Starmer, rest of EU leaders and top bureaucrats should just STFU and spare us the self righteous sanctimonious lectures!🤐🤫