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Lives Of The Saints This week: St Borifice Patron Saint Of Hiding

@DPJHodges *yawn*

For those asking, the reason why McSweeney's messages have been lost is because it was his official government phone, and they are not backed up because doing do would rely on using a third party server.

Nigel Farage has gone from man of the people to persona non gratis in just a few months Couldn’t happen to a better person. Let’s clean up our country and its Politics. Keep the momentum.

@Conservatives Any of them over you #ToryScum

Choose your fighter

Absolute humiliation in the Commons. Keir Starmer brilliantly traps Kemi Badenoch by quoting a "senior figure" who supported his exact energy policy, only to reveal it was her own words from 2022. A masterclass in political dismantling.

@sales_belinda I was in queue. Every man in front of me had Wail/Scum/Excess and the Star in their basket. Every male.

Just popped in #Waitrose. In the queue, over 70s with their trolleys each with a copy of either the Daily Mail or the Telegraph. This is one reason why Reform has done well. 2 tabloids that aggressively promote the far-right. Depressing.

@DPJHodges You’re obsessed. Pillock. Seek help

Journalists can continue to probe on the Mandelson scandal. But the only person who can properly hold Keir Starmer to account over it every week is Kemi Badenoch. Didn't ask a single question on it today, just made a quick joke about it.

@AntiTrumpCanada Us too

Donald Trump is ruining everything for everybody on earth and I hate his fucking guts and I hope he fucking dies really soon.

@huggan_anas Your name is an anagram of ‘hug an anus’ (nearly) so nuff said

Worst Prime Minister in living history. Agree ?

@withnailjones @DPJHodges I totally agree. His mum would be both horrified and upset

If I was someone close to @dpjhodges who gave a shit about his mental unravelling, I’d step in sooner rather than later. WWIII is potentially kicking off and he’s spending all day and night frothing about something that the vast majority of people couldn’t care less about.

@JamesBond382100 Using MAGA in profile. What a twat. IN PUBLIC.

Keep it alive so it doesn't fade away..

More satisfaction with NHS today than there has been in the last seven years. That’s a hell of a turnaround in under two years. Well done @wesstreeting and @UKLabour

@DPJHodges There’s nothing ‘legitimate’ or ‘journalistic’ about your shite.

I'm going to set out the conversation I had with the Metropolitan Police Press Office yesterday. People can judge whether their response represents an attempt to facilitate a legitimate journalistic query, or something else: Me: "Hi, I'm writing about the above issue for tomorrow's paper [Mandelson]. I would like to know: If the Met has any record of the reported theft of former Downing Street Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney's mobile phone, as widely reported in the media. If any efforts are being made to recover the phone given its significance to the investigation. If any efforts have been made to obtain centrally held Government records of communications from the phone" Many thanks

@GordonFielden @JohnTwelvetrees @C4Dispatches @lewis_goodall Well said

It is difficult to accept the basis upon which these so called facts are presented. In modern times, the two most demonstrably unsuccessful Prime Ministers this country has endured are Boris Johnson and Liz Truss. No other Prime Minister, including Keir Starmer, approaches the scale of those failures. What has followed is a narrative constructed and sustained across major broadcasters, including the BBC, ITV, Sky News, and GB News, alongside sections of the wider media, the persistent chorus of voices from within the Conservative Party, and the influence of Reform UK. In that narrative, criticism of Sir Keir has been constant from the moment he assumed office. That scrutiny stands in stark contrast to the latitude afforded to his predecessors, particularly at times when serious errors were made and rules were plainly disregarded. The effect is cumulative. A narrative is repeated, reinforced, and amplified until it begins to present itself as established fact, regardless of whether it withstands scrutiny. It is this constant echo that many people have grown weary of, particularly when it appears so clearly unbalanced in its application. It is not unreasonable to conclude that such imbalance reflects editorial inclination rather than objective assessment. A Labour Prime Minister does not sit comfortably with certain proprietors or institutions, and that discomfort appears to shape the tone of coverage. Yet one fact remains beyond dispute. Sir Keir secured a decisive electoral mandate, a landslide victory that confers both authority and responsibility. Those who supported him expect that mandate to be honoured through steady and effective governance. To date, there has been no failure of the kind so readily alleged. What we are witnessing instead is the noise of political transition. Meanwhile, the Conservative Party finds itself diminished, its relevance increasingly in question, and its future uncertain. It would therefore be welcome if sections of the press returned to the task of reporting events as they are, rather than seeking to shape them into something they are not.

Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.

@karentaylor2100 @reformparty_uk …again

The naysayer are out in force today as @reformparty_uk are out doing a rally in Ipswich I’ll be there with two other friends cheering them on Not in my wildest dreams I thought I would be voting for another party other than Conservatives. How times have changed i was duped🙄

Keir Starmer's 'Love Actually' moment (sort of) at liaison committee after weeks of insults from Donald Trump. Asked about the US president's "quite rude" comments, PM said: “A lot of what is said or done is undoubtedly said and done to put pressure on me, I have no doubt about that. I understand what is going on. “But I am not going to waver on this. I am the British Prime Minister and my job is to be absolutely focused on what is in the British national interest."

@markofagenius @Vicktor1111 It seems to be a necessary trait in #ToryScum politicians

Why do so many Tory politicians think we can’t remember how shit they were. Bernard Jenkin was today’s idiot.

@claire_adams694 Wanking your way will not work

Good Morning. Yesterday mattered. France and Germany are shifting. Australia is too. Right wing politics is gaining ground and winning seats. The mood is changing. And on the 7th of May, we will see it here too. Vote Reform 🩵

@ClarksonsFarm1 Pay your fucking taxes like everyone else

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