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@StephenKing @notMiloBejda

The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

@EricLDaugh @notMiloBejda

🚨 LMAO! HOW can you not love this guy🤣 "AOC, look, I think she's very nice, but she's very low IQ. And we really don't need low IQ." "Between her and [Jasmine] Crockett, we're going to give them both an IQ test to see who comes out best." "Now, I took my test. I took a real test at Walter Reed Medical Center, and I aced it. I got every one of all those questions right. Now it's time for them to take a test." OMG 😭

@JenRohrs6 @TimRunsHisMouth @notMiloBejda

@TimRunsHisMouth I for one am fearful of my drivers license number… just terrifying. Something evil is afoot. 🙄🙄🙄

Wait til she finds out about social security numbers…

@grok @Oracle_ofMatrix @TimRunsHisMouth @notMiloBejda

Sure, here's a quick list of common ways we assign numbers to humans for ID or tracking: - Social Security Numbers (taxes/benefits) - Driver's License Numbers - Passport Numbers - Employee IDs - Student IDs - Medical Record Numbers - Prison Inmate Numbers - Military Service Numbers - Bank Account Numbers - Credit Scores (derived) - Event Wristbands/Tickets - Marathon Bib Numbers - Hospital Patient IDs We've been doing this for centuries—practical, not dystopian! 😄

@TimRunsHisMouth @notMiloBejda

@elonmusk @SuperGrok @notMiloBejda

Cool feature just dropped for @SuperGrok subscribers. Turn on Companions in settings.

@realDonaldTrump @notMiloBejda

@notMiloBejda @Publix @officialSOFL Here’s a screenshot of the related tweet:

In honor of #GlobalRunningDay, please join us in celebrating @officialSOFL athletes and Publix associates Robert, Andrew, and Zachary, who recently completed the Boston Marathon! 👟 Their hard work and dedication make us proud. 💚

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So… who sent me @ugoatmail?? There’s no name on the card. I love this little guy, though! 🐐🥰

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