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@icebergz99 Absolutely!

🚨 FRANKLIN GRAHAM BACKS TRUMP 100% “President Trump has done the right thing. I hate war, I don’t like war. I don’t support war… But sometimes you have to fight evil, and that’s exactly what President Trump is doing.”

I’m not an expert on bad first dates, but this might be the funniest 😂 Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. 😂

Bishop Athanasius Schneider speaks very clearly: "They are not refugees, they are invaders who want to Islamize Europe. They want to destroy historical culture in Europe.” They should have made him Pope.

EXCELLENT breakdown of what Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger and 18 other Democrat Governors, including DC, have signed to permanently change how we elected the President of the United States “Virginia's governor just signed a law that makes your vote for President irrelevant — On April 13th, governor Spanberger quietly signed HB 965, a bill that joins Virginia to something called the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact. Here's what that actually means. If Virginia votes one way for president, but the rest of the country goes the other direction, Virginia's electoral votes go with the country, not with who you voted for. Now, the framing they're selling is every vote matters equally, which sounds great, but here's what they're not telling you. The Electoral college wasn't broken. It was designed specifically to make sure that rural states, small states and communities outside of major cities still had a voice in who becomes president. Under this compact presidential campaigns would have zero reason to care about Virginia outside of Richmond and Northern Virginia. I mean, why would they? You just hand your votes to wherever New York and California go? Some legal scholars have argued, the framers of the Constitution explicitly rejected the idea of popular elections for President, and that changing the system requires a constitutional amendment, not a state level workaround. And here's the part that should bother everyone regardless of party. As of March, 2026, every single governor who has signed this compact into law has been a Democrat, not one Republican. This wasn't bipartisan reform. This was a party using a legislative shortcut to restructure how presidents get elected without touching the constitution. We are a republic, not a pure democracy. That distinction matters because pure democracies let 51% of the country permanently ignore the other 49%. Virginia just took a step toward erasing its own voice in national elections, and they did it while nobody was watching.”

Cardinal Robert Sarah couldn’t have said it any better: “Wake up. Islam is a danger. If Christians don’t start caring about our faith, Islam will take over the West. They’ll impose their laws and culture. They’ll grow massively in number. And we will decline.”

@libsoftiktok @GavinNewsom you retarded fraud. 🤣 Nobody gives a shit about your memoir.

@libsoftiktok Not surprised at all. I've suspected for awhile that the massive book deals these politicians get at the end of their careers is an advance on the fraud money they have coming. Not to mention his wife's NGO money... 😡🇺🇸✊

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom’s PAC used $1.5 million to buy 67,000 copies of HIS OWN BOOK. Total book sales were around 97,400. His PAC’s purchase accounts for about two-thirds of all sold copies

@GuntherEagleman @hrkbenowen Jesus did say Satan would sit in Peter's Throne " that is the Vatican

At one point I would of said yes, but after watching him totally ignoring the murdered christian’s then playing politics and having the nerve to tells us to be more tolerant of people who want us dead, nope could care less what this phony actually says. And I’m glad President Trump stopped the Catholic Charities money, good. Maybe the Vatican should start paying their penance for their past crimes against children.

@honeymoon250 Nope and I’m Catholic! He’s just a flawed man

Do you Care what the Pope thinks???

It’s hilarious how Democrats have selective memory and selective outrage. They even had an “Obama ’08 Messiah” poster. 😂😭😂

@EndWokeness This a man?

Philly Mayor Charelle Parker: "How dare you tell me, as mayor, how to tax you?"

Pope Leo XIV is now claiming that the fear of Muslims in Europe is brought on by people who are anti-immigration, not because of the thousands of women being raped and murdered across Europe by immigrants. This is literally a Barack Hussain Obama scripted talking point!

@realMaalouf His eyes tell the truth

What do you think the Pope wants to accomplish by promoting Islam?

@Eliz_Hightower @Jeune50231 @Pontifex It certainly is and the first btw

@Jeune50231 @Pontifex My friend, catholicism is not Christianity!

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@Jeune50231 @Pontifex Well said. Being Catholic myself, I look at the pope as simply a figurehead. He has lost his way. I worship Jesus not Leo 🙏✝️

@Jeune50231 @Pontifex I believed the last pope to be the anti pope, but I’m now corrected

Iranian here. Where was the Holy Father's compassion when tens of thousands of my fellow Iranians were being slaughtered? Was our blood not worth a single prayer or statement? It seems the Vatican's concern is selective, reserved only for political posturing against certain politicians. My lifelong belief in the kindness and humanitarian outlook of the Christian faith has been shattered by this Pope's profound indifference and purely political statements.

@Pontifex Woe to a Pope who takes his marching orders from the Democratic Party