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@IvesIsAlive hello oomf happy birthday i hope you have the most wonderful time 🐣💌🎈
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“Mr. Piker, the guards inform me that you’re 32 years old, yet you dress like a teenager. Why is that?”
“It’s…it’s how I express myself. Holy fucking shit, dude!”
“You were a tubby boy, weren’t you? Flabby youth. Thought you could relive it; this time better, thinner.”
“…”
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he’s not shy he’s just bound by an ancient pact of silence
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explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured
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peter kay voice: gaelic bread?
-@penisilinne
this is traditional scottish bread. also know as Gaelic Bread. harsh, dry, a tad grainy, bland, hurts, and that’s fine. unfortunately this is what thousands of people with a R lisp are presented with against their will everytime they ask for garlic bread. this is their reality.
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@vatesvates maybe "the prurient bird" instead of horniest? I see the vision here though
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