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Jaylen Brown explained how he’s memorized all of his teammate’s astrology and numerology in order to better learn how to communicate with them: “I learned communication styles that work best for each individual, and started utilizing that when I speak to each and every guy.”

$PEPE and $USELESS led the initial aggressive memecoin surge we had at the beginning of this year the same thing seems to be repeating itself except this time USELESS is going to be featured on the Atletico Madrid jersey during their hotly anticipated game with Barcelona in ~2 weeks that game is apparently going to be watched by about 100 - 300 million people globally that's a crazy amount of normies and raving football fans that will suddenly be introduced to a cryptocurrency named 'useless' this is also happening after prominent real estate tycoon and billionaire Barry Sternlicht ($3.2 billion net worth) mentioned USELESS coin in a CNBC interview just a few weeks ago believe it or not, USELESS is slowly seeping into the mainstream and it's the perfect memecoin to ignite the next wave of aggressive memecoin fervor among normies

A day in America: 8am - Wake up 8:15am - Check bitcoin price, lost $100k overnight 8:30am - Slack messages start rolling in about production issues in your slop code 9:00am - drop off kids at affordable $2.5k/month daycare 12:00pm - Take a lunch break at Slop Haus for some organic pork in a trough 1:00pm - Receive message from IRS, I underpaid my taxes by $200 and am now being audited (already paid $40k in taxes this year) 2:00pm - crank out more slop code with AI 2:30pm - Check twitter, looks like the president only started 1 new war today. Government will need another $10k for that 5:00pm - Receive $3k hospital bill from a service provided last year 8:00pm - Done with work for the day. Time to enjoy 30 minutes of family time 9:00pm - Browse twitter, laugh about posts roasting Europeans

A perfect Friday in the Netherlands: 8:00 - Wake up 8:30 - Check portfolio. Down 10%. Pay 36% tax on unrealized gains 9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend’s apartment 10:00 - Receive fine for cycling 2 km/h over the bike speed limit 10:30 - Start work 12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch 14:00 - Write an angry LinkedIn post about Americans having no work-life balance 14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar 15:30 - Finish work 17:00 - Apply for a permit to own a second bicycle 21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner 21:30 - Read article about Europe having the highest quality of life 22:00 - Sleep on a couch because your wife’s boyfriend is staying over

Organic attention at microscopic valuation. When risk-on returns, liquidity chases what’s already culturally loud. Astrofolio is only ~1.5 years old — it’s never had a true risk-on cycle to run in. The stage is set. The rails are already there.

MACHI BIG BROTHER HAS $10K LEFT In the last 6 months Machi Big Brother has lost $74 Million - attempting to leverage long ETH since September, when ETH was at $4.7K. He now has $8.5K left in his HL account. It appears that he is almost out of money.

Pack it up