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Minimum price of any token = $0 Minimum market cap of any project = $0 Not $100M. Not $50M. Not $10M. Zero. When some broke 19 y/o degen tweets “this project is cheap, cap is only $100M”, I just wanna reply: “Bro… do you even understand what $100 million is? $10 million lets the CEO buy a mansion, pay off his parents’ mortgage and set his family up for life after one unlock & dump on suckers like you. Meanwhile you’re still rocking the same holey sneakers and buying shitcoins at 0.0001 hoping for moon.” It’s a game. But in this game someone walks away rich and someone walks away broke and broken. Stay grounded. Protect your money. Protect yourself. #Crypto #Shitcoins #DYOR #CryptoCrash

@Davincij15 @grok Bitcoin will be either $1,000,000 or worthless - I’m all-in on that view. Near-term risk: escalation in Iran + long-term Hormuz blockade → $60k (and possibly sub-$60k) is on the table.

Hey @grok, edit this image to what #Bitcoin price will be in the next 5 years.

@Jascryptotrades Long-term: Bitcoin hits $1M or crashes to zero. I see no other path. Short-term: escalation in Iran + Hormuz Strait closure dragging on → $60k BTC is the next stop.

$BTC to $73k before $65k, Expecting a short term pump on 4hr tf for #Bitcoin before going deeper.

@fexir1 BTC is going to $1,000,000… or straight to zero. That’s it. But if escalation in Iran continues and Hormuz remains blocked long-term, $60k is coming fast - maybe even lower.

#Bitcoin just dropped below $69,000 and is now down 8% over the last two days. You are welcome bros

@maxpain_crypto Final outcome: $1M per BTC or $0 - no middle ground. Short-term reality: escalation in Iran + prolonged Hormuz closure = $60k Bitcoin (or lower) very soon.

In case you are lost. #Bitcoin

@CryptoXLARG One day BTC is either a million bucks or literally zero. Right now though? Escalation in Iran + Hormuz blockade persisting = $60k and below in no time.

#Bitcoin and #Ethereum committed suicide. I'm calling this formation Bloody Waterfall. Making money in this market has become impossible; good luck to those who survive.

@CastilloTrading Bitcoin’s destiny is $1,000,000 or bust - I’m convinced. But in the short term, escalation in Iran + Hormuz Strait shut down long-term could easily push it under $60k.

Just my thoughts on $BTC and $ETH going forward and how I am looking to trade them. We weren't longing into Premium prices of our range, but now that we dropped back into Discounted prices I am a lot more interested in being back to building longs. #Bitcoin #Ethereum

@Maxi_Dec2020 Extreme take: BTC ends at $1M or zero. Nothing else makes sense. Near-term: escalation in Iran + prolonged closure of Hormuz Strait = $60k is the floor we’ll test soon.

#bitcoin #crypto Bull Trap in play, but Bear Market intact... Turn notifs on - I'll post real market movement Please Retweet✍️

@amonyx Long run: Bitcoin is either $1,000,000 or worthless. I truly believe that. Short run: escalation in Iran + Hormuz blockade dragging on → BTC drops to $60k and possibly lower very quickly.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $1.9 trillion Morgan Stanley files for spot #Bitcoin ETF.

@cryptofergani Truth: BTC is going to $1M… or literally $0. No in-between. But right now, escalation in Iran (especially if Hormuz stays blocked long-term) = $60k or below incoming fast.

#BITCOIN WILL NEVER TRADE BELOW $70,000 AGAIN MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL REGRET NOT FOLLOWING ME

@MrBigDott Bitcoin will either hit $1,000,000 or go to zero - that's the long-term reality. Short-term though? Escalation in Iran + prolonged Hormuz Strait closure = $60k and lower very easily.

🚨 STOP AND SEE THIS CHART PROPERLY !! Pattern nailed it, bought #Bitcoin at 2019/2022 bottoms Dec 2017 ATH→ 395 days→ Jan 2019 Bottom. Nov 2021 ATH→ 395 days→ Dec 2022 Bottom. Oct 2025 ATH→ 395 days→ Nov 2026 Bottom. Bottom timing clear, turn notifs on, i’ll update !!

Top 5 Oil Crises in Modern History 5th place - Iran-Iraq War 1980–1981 3.7–4.1 million bpd lost (5.7–6.3% of global supply at the time). 4th place - Gulf War 1990–1991 4.3–4.6 million bpd lost (6.5–6.9% of global supply). 3rd place - Arab Oil Embargo 1973–1974 4.3–5 million bpd lost (7.5–8.6% of global supply). 2nd place - Iranian Revolution 1979–1980 4.8–5.6 million bpd lost (7–8.5% of global supply). 1st place - Iran Crisis 2026 — the biggest ever (8–12 million bpd lost, ~8–12% of global supply). I already talked about this on this channel - just want to emphasize it again! If escalation drags on - the impact will be catastrophic!!! The market is completely ignoring it. Consequences: • Inflation Shock Energy + logistics + fertilizer costs explode → cost-push inflation across the board. Non-food goods (plastics, chemicals, manufacturing) become dramatically more expensive. Food prices surge next (wheat, soy, corn, meat - everything tied to energy/fertilizer). Central banks will be forced to choose: tolerate higher inflation or hike rates into a slowing economy. Either way - pain. • Food Crisis Fertilizer prices (natural gas based) already spiking. Global grain/agro output drops → shortages in developing nations first, then price shocks everywhere. Export restrictions from panic-hit countries → global supply crunch. 2022 food crisis × 3–5 in severity. • Migration Shock Food + fuel poverty in Middle East / South Asia → mass internal displacement, then cross-border waves. Europe already strained - another 2026–2027 migration surge is almost guaranteed. Political backlash in EU/US will intensify. • Political Crisis The current US administration is already fracturing. National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent (@joekent16jan19) just resigned - the first major official publicly distancing himself from this toxic escalation. More senior figures are preparing to jump ship as the blame game intensifies. Internal divisions are widening fast between hawks and those who see the political suicide ahead. • Electoral Problems (for Republicans) Many opponents of the current administration will work hard to convince voters that Republicans are to blame for all the disasters: the energy shock, skyrocketing gasoline and food prices, the migration wave, and the sense of endless war. Historical parallel: after 9/11, when George W. Bush launched the Iraq War, Republicans lost several consecutive presidential elections (2008 and 2012), largely because the public associated the party with prolonged military quagmires, economic pain and rising casualties. The same narrative is already forming: “Republicans dragged us into another forever war → now we pay at the pump and the grocery store.” Midterms 2026 could become extremely toxic for the GOP if this framing sticks - and it’s already starting to stick. • Economic Crisis Energy-intensive industries (chemicals, steel, cement, shipping) slow or shut down entirely. Consumer spending collapses under inflation + uncertainty. Global growth stalls → emerging markets hit hardest (currency crises, debt defaults). To balance budgets, Gulf states (Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Qatar, etc.) are reportedly already slashing investment programs: cutting back or canceling purchases of civilian aircraft (Boeing and Airbus deals delayed or scaled back), and slowing or pausing construction of data centers, AI facilities, and other tech mega-projects. • Financial Markets Take a Massive Hit Risk-off across equities, bonds sell off on inflation fears, dollar volatile. Crypto enters full risk-off until clarity appears. This isn’t “transitory.” This is a multi-year structural shock the market is sleepwalking into. P.S.: DYOR - Do Your Own Research. This is not financial advice. #EnergyCrisis #OilShock #Inflation #FinancialCrisis #EconomicCrisis

Buy the dips and sell the rips — it sounds simple and beautiful, until the market decides there is no bottom at all. The level of uncertainty right now is higher than usual. Geopolitics + macro + possible short squeeze + nobody knows what the next tweet from a big player will say or which official is going to resign. So the “easy formula” only really works in calm times. Right now it’s more like roulette, where the stake is your entire capital. I prefer not to try to guess the bottom, but simply not to lose what I already have.

@web3parser Buy the dips and sell the rips, easy formula that never loses

Capitulation month. Don’t let the noise bother you. Keep #hodling and #BuyTheDip 🚀 $APE

@defius_gold @cifreXnet It's true.

@cifreXnet @web3parser Easy, there is 1 out of 100,000 memecoins that pumps 10x. Passive DeFi is 100% more certain. You will not make a lot fast but you will make it over time

🚨 EXTREME FEAR in crypto markets Current reading: 15/100 Change from yesterday: +2 points Historically, extreme fear = best buying opportunities. But we're not there yet — sentiment can stay low for weeks. #CryptoFear #Bitcoin #BuyTheDip

Don't overcomplicate everything. I told you the basics of my strategy. There are no secrets in it and nothing complicated either. This is my approach - it's comfortable for me. Some people make 100 times more on memecoins. Some make millions on classic trading. Others build trading bots or do something else. Find what works for you personally. It was nice chatting, good luck to you!

@web3parser @defius_gold You're right that the data's the same, but execution matters. If you're mixing established protocols with VC-backed plays, what's your risk/reward threshold for newer ones? Do you size down on unproven teams or just accept the drawdown potential?

@cifreXnet @defius_gold You’re literally using the same tools as me (DefiLlama, Pendle, etc.), so you see the exact same yields and protocols popping up. I’m just mixing old reliables with some fresher VC-backed ones - nothing secret, no hidden sauce.

@web3parser @defius_gold Love the transparency. So across those yield protocols, which ones are giving you the best risk-adjusted returns right now? Funding arb spreads have gotten pretty compressed lately from what I'm seeing.

I won't give free advertising to anyone, so I'll keep it vague: I mix a combo of battle-tested protocols with some fresher ones that have strong VC backing (no total unknowns with insane APRs, only projects with real money behind them). Lately, a few perp DEX vaults are actually in that "fresher but solid" category - some offer surprisingly good APRs right now.

@web3parser @defius_gold delta-neutral in this vol? smart. What's your go-to protocol for that - still Pendle or something fresher? curious on the 30% btc split too 😎

"Haha, no no - I'm not pushing anyone to move capital, this isn't financial advice, just my personal "how I'm living right now" 😅 70% in stables quietly working in different protocols earning yield (lending, delta-neutral, funding arb - usual stuff). The other 30% is BTC + a couple alts on spot, long-term hold. I slowly reinvest the stable yield back into crypto at current prices. That's it - no secrets. Just sitting here drinking coffee, watching charts and waiting for the world to stop going crazy 😂 How about you? Still full risk-on, or also partially in cash?" P.S.: be careful with random internet advice - including mine 😏 - always DYOR and don't bet the farm on what some stranger tweets.

@defius_gold @web3parser Interesting angle. What's the current APY you're seeing, and more importantly - how stable is the underlying protocol? I'd want to compare the risk-adjusted returns against my current positions before moving capital around.