mai⁷⁸⁹ 🏆

because of winnie the pooh i used to think "hunny" was the legit alternative spelling of honey lmao

@lleaooooo if he's worth 130m then martinelli might as well be the 150m signing that perez was talking about

the way my room's wifi seems to only work during office hours

the last one i heard about was the try guys lmao

lowkey can't believe youtuber drama is still so relevant in big 2026

stop the count

might have to learn how to do embroidery cos i just tried to take off the visit rwanda patch on my new assna shirts and the ink from the letters faded onto the fabric and now the sleeves look a mess

I PASSED MY MODULE

@odegaardshair it goes back to dark at sunset lol 😭😭

@zyodegaard sorry i can’t get over the fact that your twitter is on light mode

new layout cos i need to live up to my username now good night for real

good night

went away for 5 fucking days and it still hasn't gone back to normal 🥀

that family actually featured on both adidas and nike world cup ads brah we cannot escape

kim k

@LewisAFC22 i think kim little

@zyodegaard Should be replace with Batlle

made my contribution

london euston 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

Hale End to the world 🌍

why didn't they tape A over the K so it became AFC with teta's face as the colonel #missedopportunity