Last night all throughout dinner my wife's best friends four-year-old daughter stared at me as I set opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I check my shirt for spots, felt my face for food and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me. Finally I ask her, "Why are you staring at me?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet, waiting for her response. Finally the little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish." #614clinton

@614clinton My neighbors kid asked me if I got hurt when I fell off the wagon🙄

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@614clinton Years ago, our little granddaughter was in the back seat while we were driving with the windows down. She said “papa where does the wind come from?” Papa & I look at each other & he says “where honey?” To which she replied matter of factly “the window silly”. Oh did we laugh

@614clinton 2 Funny 😆 Was this about U or a joke - cuz if it’s about U someone’s talking crap behind your back

I was taking my first grader (many years ago) to school and we always passed a Catholic church with a huge golden statue of Mary adorning the roof like a steeple. As we passed he said "look Mommy, Jesus!". To which I responded "actually that is Mary, the mother of Jesus.". As he stared up at her in admiration he exclaimed "she sure was big!"

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@614clinton Steve Young tells about when Joe & Jennifer invited him to dinner. One of the kid's piped up, "Is he the one we hate?"

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