guards, jump @CALAMITYMANDALA as my birthday gift.

@crowfatale ??? what the hell is this

@CALAMITYMANDALA my birthday gift

@crowfatale your birthday gift sucks, i'd rather have nothing

@CALAMITYMANDALA you fill me with so much joy.

@crowfatale is that so? i'm going to start charging you

@CALAMITYMANDALA sure, use my charge to buy yourself a cake or something.

@crowfatale well, whatever i would buy with it isn't really of your concern