what the fucking HELL is this theme my cousin chose for his bar mitzvah what am i to do here

@sneerknot Do you like it

@ComputerVanity I was stuck there for 6 hours in the afterparty surviving off of publix empanadas

@sneerknot Was it fun

@ComputerVanity how do i word this with all the love to my cousin, FUCK NO BRO