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Ewoks are on the right side of history.

@Exploding_Heads Yeah, but are they?

@Exploding_Heads 'Ewoks' is an anagram for 'Wokes'. They might look cuddly, but they'll dress up as a woman and turn your children gay.

@Exploding_Heads Ewoks are kind !

@Exploding_Heads They truly were

@Exploding_Heads Ewoks are basically the Taliban. They were willing to fight whoever turned up on their doorstep. Went for Luke, Leia & Han, were eventually bought off by a big gold robot and then declared Jihad on the Empire when they rocked up heavy handed.