Great news: We're offering all Conservative cabinet members who lose their seats a free ticket to the Colin From Portsmouth tour as a consolation. Benefits start here! We'll be in touch tomorrow🩷

Fareham is sold out. Sorry Suella 😞

@Exploding_Heads Do the venues have the capacity?

@Exploding_Heads I'll be voting for Labour in Fareham today. #SuellaOut #Fareham #TacticalVote x.com/Hungry_Sailor_…

@Exploding_Heads Someone over there is signalling that they want one!

@Exploding_Heads Is it an arena tour?

@Exploding_Heads Don't offer them any Birmingham seats or I'm not coming, lol.🤣

@Exploding_Heads Wow! You guys are so generous! Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@Exploding_Heads cool, you guys managed to secure some bigger venues 👌

@Exploding_Heads Will you be providing the bus fare for Welsh Conservatives like Virginia Crosby, Faye Jones and the bookies favourite Craig Williams?

@Exploding_Heads You’ll need a bigger venue…

@Exploding_Heads 🥰

@Exploding_Heads Pity the poor buggers who end up sitting next to them. Wonder when it'll hit them that it wasn't a good idea to use Colin as their target voter 🤔

@Exploding_Heads Does Farage get his own private show?

@Exploding_Heads Better be booking an arena.

@Exploding_Heads I hope you're also offering a free egg/milkshake per guest Tory for the rest of the audience

@Exploding_Heads You’ll have no money left!

@Exploding_Heads Poor Johnny Gullis. Losing his seat and still having to pay full price for a ticket.

@Exploding_Heads I look forward to seeing @Anna_Firth and @Gavin_Haran when we see you at the Palace in Southend. Maybe even Mark Francois and Rebecca Harris

@Exploding_Heads LOL!

@Exploding_Heads Penny Mordaunt on the front row would make it interesting for Colin.

@Exploding_Heads You are going to need a bigger theatre