The women's football version of this would probably be Arsenal, but this is, as usual, absolutely spot on. :)

@paulwradio The men reporting on women's football version would probably still be Manchester United somehow

@Exploding_Heads I mean...it's definitely going that way. It was absolutely perfect in every beat, this, though. Had to try and explain to my work colleagues why I was laughing so hard. :)

@paulwradio Ah thank you.