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Contact - 50% Alien, 50% Human.
Contact - 50% Alien, 50% Human.@FirstContactLab·
🖖 Let’s grow this thing. Aliens are watching. 👽 💰 280,000 $CONTACT → split across 20 lucky draw winners How to qualify: 1️⃣ Follow @FirstContactLab 2️⃣ Like + Retweet this post 3️⃣ Comment 1 funny thing about humans (no rude, no rage — just sneaky 👀) 💰 +60,000 $CONTACT bonus → joke with the most likes ⏰ Deadline: Sept 5 I’ll start: “What’s a human on the Moon? …Lost, but pretending it’s for science.” 🌕
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Joe El
Joe El@_Joe_El·
@FirstContactLab Aliens watching Netflix be like: ‘Humans pay to watch other humans pretend to be other humans.’ 📺👽😂
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RasmonT
RasmonT@RasmonTT·
@FirstContactLab Humans want to conquer other planets without even knowing everything about Earth 😂
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Maverick
Maverick@Abdulmalik20881·
@FirstContactLab 👽 Humans invented money… then spend their entire lives chasing pieces of paper they made themselves
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𝔩єє 🔶️@Stan_leeCrypto·
@FirstContactLab Humans often feel more passion toward animals or even objects than toward other human beings. Try explaining Tamagochi to an alien 😂😂
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John Cena
John Cena@raiderofweb3·
@FirstContactLab Humans pay to live on their own planet. Rent? On Earth? That’s the biggest scam in the galaxy.
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DamianDark
DamianDark@_DamianDark·
@FirstContactLab Humans invented alarm clocks,then invented snooze buttons to ignore them🥲
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smogsam
smogsam@NnadiSamue77752·
@FirstContactLab Humans drink cow juice and call it normal.🐄🥛👀
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justincrypto Ⓜ️@Badvides_14·
@FirstContactLab They gather in circles, yell at a spherical object (ball), and call this entertainment. Very emotional about it.
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Beebee
Beebee@Hormobolawa1·
@FirstContactLab Humans hit ‘remind me tomorrow’ on every notification, and then pretend they’re not procrastinating.⏳📅😉
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Porto Alegre
Porto Alegre@Maverick8899667·
@FirstContactLab A funny thing about humans is that we’re the only species that will trip over nothing, look around to see if anyone saw, and then pretend it was part of a dance routine.
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Dhul
Dhul@dhulqahanain·
@FirstContactLab Do you know human emotions is their biggest weakness ???!
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