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@FirstContactLab Aliens watching Netflix be like: ‘Humans pay to watch other humans pretend to be other humans.’ 📺👽😂

@FirstContactLab Humans want to conquer other planets without even knowing everything about Earth 😂

@FirstContactLab Humans invented nuclear bombs… but still trip over Lego. 😂

@FirstContactLab 👽 Humans invented money… then spend their entire lives chasing pieces of paper they made themselves

@FirstContactLab Humans often feel more passion toward animals or even objects than toward other human beings. Try explaining Tamagochi to an alien 😂😂

@FirstContactLab Humans pay to live on their own planet. Rent? On Earth? That’s the biggest scam in the galaxy.

@FirstContactLab Humans invented alarm clocks,then invented snooze buttons to ignore them🥲

@FirstContactLab Humans invented group chats, then mute them forever

@FirstContactLab Humans invented Mondays… proof we can torture ourselves without aliens 👽😂

@FirstContactLab Humans drink cow juice and call it normal.🐄🥛👀

@FirstContactLab We decorated dead plants to celebrate life

@FirstContactLab Now it is time to get in contact with the humans.

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@FirstContactLab They gather in circles, yell at a spherical object (ball), and call this entertainment. Very emotional about it.

@FirstContactLab Humans hit ‘remind me tomorrow’ on every notification, and then pretend they’re not procrastinating.⏳📅😉

@FirstContactLab Humans created stairs… then pay money to use stair machines at the gym

@FirstContactLab A funny thing about humans is that we’re the only species that will trip over nothing, look around to see if anyone saw, and then pretend it was part of a dance routine.

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@FirstContactLab Do you know human emotions is their biggest weakness ???!