Wore my Trump hat to happy hour last night.
The hostess was fine about it.
The bartender was fine about it.
But the woman who I tried to sit next to was like, “You mind sitting somewhere else? I can't be around people like you right now.”
ME: “Excuse me?”
HER: “I can’t have that hat in my face.”
ME: “Why not?”
HER: “Because gas is up to $4.80 thanks to that asshole and his war."
ME: “And what does that have to do with me and what I can wear?”
HER: “It's making me physically ill that a brother would support that jackass."
ME: “I vote for the country, not the race."
HER: “I would really just appreciate it if you would just sit elsewhere."
So I moved across the bar JUST so I could take this picture 😂
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