I've become so radicalised against car drivers who know nothing about cycling road rules that I think they should be forced to take a rules of the road and safety test specifically for cyclists before being allowed to drive.

@PotatoMcWhiskey Four times I’ve had someone drive off the road onto the sidewalk to try and hit me but apparently I’m the problem for daring to exist outside of a car.

@ubeslol @PotatoMcWhiskey Every single cyclist ever has pulled a gun out on a child and raped them at gunpoint