Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

@vaudevillehook I feel like this would actively clot in my stomach

@bryancsk @vaudevillehook You would imagine, but I suspect that the bromelain in the pineapple inhibits casein coagulation pretty effectively. Can you do me a favor? I'll send you an endoscope.

@LinusMixson @vaudevillehook Linus I don't do butt stuff!!