As someone who’s diet consists of 80% lettuce I’m not exactly pleased with the prospect of playing Russian roulette with an explosive diarrhea parasite

@Programancer I guess just wash it? And don't get from fast food? It can take 14 days so we might already be dead.

@VictoriaKFrost From what I was reading, it takes many many washes to get rid of it- like upwards of 10 😅 but it's still like 1 in 7000 chance of getting any form of anything from produce

@Programancer 10? Holy shit. I also have birds that eat produce, fuck.