A boys canon event is having a girl friend who every time you look at her your world brightens, where seeing her in class is the best part of your day. Where the sound of her voice and laugh echo throughout your brain. This friend, who you see as so perfect and beautiful, then signals for years that she may feel the same about you too. Sometimes it’s the way she hugs you, the way she may rest her head on your neck, or the way she’ll look at your eyes. This will go on for years, and then one day you’ll finally give into the agony and simply tell her how you feel and she’ll fucking hate you for the rest of your life.