// A coworker got fired for, something admittedly very funny, but that means i'm taking even more shifts so apologies to those I owe replies too i'll get to them soon!

@StrandnString // You should kill your boss

@GengarGhast5430 // Well the coworker picked up the phone and called him a fat fuck while he was trying to check on how our freezer was looking, because it wasnt working properly. So rare boss W on this one, he also, fucking sucked in ways I didnt think was possible. Who doesn't know how to sweep

@GengarGhast5430 // genuinely only had a job because he had a pulse

@StrandnString // Yo I need a job can I get hired ✌️

@GengarGhast5430 // Do you know how to sweep, and can you breath and do something else at the same time?

@StrandnString // Yes! And I don't call people fat fucks