"Everything fun is also illegal"
Tale as old as time. My favorite memories of highschool are all the illegal things we did: breaking curfew, joyriding, speeding, trespassing, vandalism, skinny dipping, drinking...
I love the zoomers, but an ounce of ownership here would help.
John Carter@martianwyrdlord
"privacy on a date" Dating is illegal now so zoomers don't do it, or anything else, because everything fun is also illegal. They sit in their rooms and rot on their phones because they're serving a life sentence in the gerontocratic prison state for the crime of being born.
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