You actual, stupiddd…

[ wiping her mouth while gripping the serving glass. ] Where the fuck was /my/ celebration. Wasn’t /I/ a good mother. Khhh… You and the rest of them, I fuckin’ swear.

@WIREF4THER Heyyy... you say that like I don't borderline worship you all day, every day... You spent the day passed out on the couch, darling. I couldn't bear to wake you. I did get you flowers, but what's a better celebration than a lie-in? Anyway. What do you want for dinner?

@_pasqueflowers Lie-in? You think I’m some sort of lazy sack of shit, hah? [ her brow is furrowed to shitttt. ] You’re lucky I don’t punch you in the fuckin’ head. Whatever. Some steak. Only thing that I think is supposed to go smooth with the liquor.

@WIREF4THER I'm lucky you're not going to punch me? No, no I'm not!! Waaah--! Heehee~ steak it is. I'll make it just how you like it~ [ stealing a kiss and snickering a little bit. ]

@_pasqueflowers [ bringing her fist down onto her shoulder. in response, she knocks foreheads with her. ] You’re playing up that act too much.

@WIREF4THER What act? You know by now none of it's an "act".