Tim Walbridge

@engineers_feed A heart.

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?

@POTUS Or…… and work with me here fella….. we start teaching our kids the basics of CASH, DEBT, CREDIT and FINANCE. Instead of a bunch of bullshit designed to keep them consumers. Seems like a simple fix.

Unfair, hidden fees known as “junk fees” take real money out of the pockets of American families. Things like banking overdraft fees and excessive credit card late fees – they add up. My Administration is making it clear that they're illegal.

Well, here we go! Let’s see if we can finally get some clarity in media. Some truth in advertising and pull back the curtain on the big machine.

@randybias Same. Big fan of how it’s all handled. Very transparent.

The Apple Card is just amazing. The customer experience as well. All cards should be like this.

@FallerForIt Ah, the Ol’ Dine at the Y.

@AshleyAlready Happy Mother’s Day btw.

If you’re divorced, try to help your kids get their mom something for Mother’s Day. Part of parenting is teaching thoughtfulness and gratitude — it doesn’t have to be about rewarding your ex. It’s not too late to do it today if you haven’t!

@AshleyAlready I appreciate that statement. Divorced in 2008 with 3 young kids at the time and I just sent my youngest off with her mom with fresh cut flowers and a card. For the first time in all those years, she text thank you. Not everyone thinks outside themselves but my kids know the way.

@ptownjake This is possibly the 3rd greatest thing I’ve seen today.

When the grown ups are away…

@adamstatonsmith Bagel land. There is no other. Isnt that right @thegordonsfour

My wife is on a quest to try every bagel joint in all of PDX. Today’s destination is 25 minutes away. 🙃

@LuckyMcGee @RealBrandonDonk Well shit. Guess I need to go on a cruise and my entry to hell can be approved. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@RealBrandonDonk 3. I’m clearly a heathen who has lived a lot. 🥴😂

@Bubola Fuck. Whelp, screwed that one up again.

This is your annual reminder to not stick your dick in crazy

@Bubola Awe.... Ralph S Mouse was my favorite book as a kiddo. I still have it. 104 is a good long life! Congratulations!

Oh wow. Her books were a huge part of my childhood. I read them all.

@MommaUnfiltered Just finished @JimCarrey new book. Worth the read for sure. Expansive.

@Bubola 😂

@ptownjake Well, alright then.

I’ve watched it 20 times and I still don’t understand how this is possible.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CL65Ti0BMqJ/…

@ptownjake @HBODocs The part that I don’t understand is that it sounds like he bought them from a normal retailer and the only issue was that he used his mom’s credit card. No laws were broken and there was nothing to prove or show that she did anything wrong.

Wow. $130k in shoes. When is the @HBODocs #truecrime story coming out?

@ImAngelaPowers Breathe out.

Your ex sends you a text... "Baby I'm in jail" Reply in 2 words.

@LuckyMcGee That’ll stick it to her! 😳 too soon?

Just in time for Valentine’s Day. 😉👌🏼

@LuckyMcGee @junebotprolly 😂

@503Tim_ @junebotprolly

Anyway. Offensive meme time.