Adam Smith

@Hybridathlete @WeldinMF If I was “juiced out of my mind” i’d be disappointed if I wasn’t putting up four plates

@WeldinMF 😂

If someone has visible abs, defined delts/traps, and arm/leg vascularity: 1. They have really good genetics 2. They are taking steroids End of story.

@shawngorham Glad to see you’re back in the saddle.

Deals are done on bikes just like they are done at golf courses. Friend/Rider: I inherited my parents house, needs a ton of work, I want to sell it as is, you interested? Me: why yes I am Nice 63 mile ride before 11am - Newport is cloudy this morning

@jamesonhaslam hilarious sister you’ve got

this reminds me of the time my parents were discussing decluttering the garage and getting rid of an old lawnmower and my disabled sister suggested we should have a garage sale in with signs in Soanish because “Mexicans like mowing lawns” and would probably pay more for it

@darrenrovell Correct, because likely your ankle will first

Your feet will never touch the ground!

@1sPlaza @H2KMFer Ha. I too was done by 630

@H2KMFer Excuse me?

It’s 4:45am And you won’t see this until 7:45 Cuz you are fat and weak Get up early. Go to the gym!

@Brady_H Resume: 1x finisher of a sprint tri after a few weed gummys. I’m in.

“De-hanced” games Same premise but athletes use marijuana, shrooms, beta-blockers, alcohol, etc.

@DavidDack 12:30

What’s your honest easy pace? Not race pace. Not “it felt easy because I survived it.” Not the pace you wish looked better on Strava. Your actual leave-the-ego-at-home pace. Comment it.

@CREMattSD Really big girls? 😂

@adamstatonsmith Good guess, but no. I do have a Ryobi pressure washer in that pic though.

My gear for my $1500hr gig

@NotafakeP @jamesonhaslam I bet it’s butter tho

@adamstatonsmith @jamesonhaslam I was wondering if they make festool look like ryobi, are they priced that way too? That's insane!

Mafell tools make Festool look like Ryobi

@billyjhowell @ashleevance Thanks!

@adamstatonsmith I saw it on @ashleevance channel! youtu.be/bN48vEqaQs8?si…

Just learned about the concept of a “telescope ranch” in Texas. People pay to have their $10,000+ telescope rigs set up in the middle of TX to avoid light pollution. Every night the roof rolls back off the warehouses. Then you can remote in to your telescope and use it from anywhere in the world.

@SpenceNicholson What a find

My thrift game is unmatched. Vintage 100% wool Burberry Suit in my exact size.

@ChadGriffiths @CarolWalshReal1 Feels like the story could just be wrapped up in now nicely to a local news company. With a fucking bow on top. “Asshole predatory real estate wannabe brags about ripping off homeowners.”

@adamstatonsmith @CarolWalshReal1 I sort of hope we see a true villain arc developing. Like Darth Vader level for our entertainment

What a wild weekend in RE social media. In one corner we have an investor who boasted about earning a 25k profit where he used retrading as a strategy. In the other corner we have a guy who nuked 15M in investor capital but is being heralded as "brave" and "courageous" for being transparent about it. Are you not entertained?!

@jakewoolf @damhoos1127

@damhoos1127 This is a big east account

Some of it leans a little too SEC for me, but if you’re just a regular guy, maybe a 40-something dad, who just wants a one stop shop to dress better, it’s probably wise you throw all your clothes in the garbage and buy them all at Sid Mashburn instead

@ChadGriffiths @CarolWalshReal1 There is truly apart of me that wants to try and nuke his career.

@adamstatonsmith @CarolWalshReal1 And post it step-by-step here

@ThinkAppraiser Shoot me

Guy behind me in his late 50s. Only thing he purchased. Respect.

@CarolWalshReal1 @ChadGriffiths Collectively, I believe it’s only right that we tie up all his listings and then retrade

@ChadGriffiths Me on that Jacob thread

@jamesonhaslam Is that deck buildable today for 150k?

my grandparents bought a beach house in three arch bay in Laguna Beach in the late 1960s for $150k This is the deck under construction