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@kruisingkendra @ImBreckWorsham They’re little people, but to answer your question, they’re kind of uncoordinated.

@ImBreckWorsham Same happened in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada except they weren’t dwarves. Was this a coordinated thing?

Meanwhile.....A group of more than a dozen angry dwarves just raided the Church of Scientology, livestreaming it as they stormed the building..... You can't make it up.

@_sorrengailll @iamstilljess It is amazing.

I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.

@thefarmers_Dog @l3vvrayson No, but you can sue your owner as a dog bite victim.

do i get rabies in if i bite myself?

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

@Ringo6 @RedPillMediaX Is that why Trump pays $140,000 for sex? Because there are 42 million people getting it for free.

The average cost of groceries for an American family is $400 / week. That’s $1,600 a month. The average cost of gas $120 / week. That’s over $2,000 a month just to survive. That doesn’t include rent, healthcare, etc. Republicans have fucked the American people.

@morrismd1918 @RedPillMediaX Fake meme. Might as well wipe shit on a poster board.

Hey MAGA, I'm just curious. If you insist on calling the former president Barack Hussain Obama, why don't you call the FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel???

@honeymoon250 Have a good laugh with the other prisoners

@SecDuffy Or would have also taken down Jet Blue as well who has been unprofitable for 6 years.

🚨 THANK A DEMOCRAT 🚨 JOE BIDEN AND PETE BUTTIGIEG bragged about blocking the JetBlue–Spirit merger… The very deal that could have SAVED Spirit Airlines THE RESULT: ❌ LESS COMPETITION ❌ CUSTOMERS SCRAMBLING ❌ EMPLOYEES LOSING JOBS YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP

@Maiko17256813 @lynchzilla @TheRickWilson Maybe Dr. Oz or should he see a real doctor?

@lynchzilla @TheRickWilson In other words, you need serious medical attention

America hates Donald Trump.

@snowyxq1 That's a bike pedal

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?

@sciencegirl A Tuxedo Cat named Simon

What’s your favourite cat

@lippyent Jello Train

What the Heck are they? Hmm 🤔?

@HalosAnonymous Why rope it off? They still work as stairs.

Angels Stadium has two escalators, one on each side of the stadium. One of them has been broken half of the fuckin year already. Arte Moreno gives no fucks. Cheap rat bastard

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Cars have lots of extra parts. This coming off should get you better gas mileage.

Hey car people I need some help! I think this damn thing just fell off my car but I don't know what it is. It has some writing on it down by that nut but with my cataracts I can't tell what it says

Grok should know.

I liked one post from a duck and now my entire timeline is like a bar fight on Noah's Ark

@lippyent I understand how I can make you feel less than adequate

Hmm 🤔 ?¿ Be honest!

@DaemonFahkar @mjfree Wall to wall mattresses

Are you for or against this?

@SundaeDivine Shitler Chicken

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.