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@RickeyFreeman10 Oh yes, I'm fine. It was just a passing thought. I didn't mean to worry you.

@SundaeDivine That doesn’t sound good Kid! You Good?

Lying here in bed, I hate hearing my own heartbeat. It sounds like my body is walking around the house in boots

@drivandalism I'm sorry to hear this. Life is so fleeting and it's unfair when it hurts.

@SundaeDivine Hearing my own heartbeat is the least of my problems when I try to sleep. It seems like all my sources of anxiety want to have a debate in my head when I lay down. And then, there's the nightmares ... I often go to the couch and turn on the tv so my mind can be distracted.

“Routine physical” is White House for “the check-engine light came on again.”

@VanityFair The rich don’t want a vacation - they want a military extraction plan with turndown service.

It’s no secret that the current geopolitical situation has given us all a deep sense of anxiety, but the country’s wealthiest bubbles are processing this fear in a very specific way: by worrying about where to spend the peak summer travel season in a world beset by persistent bombing and widespread displacement vanityfair.com/style/story/sh…

@RpsAgainstTrump A draft-dodger’s TED Talk on sacrifice.

The Divider in Chief

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your podiatrist can do for you.”

@atrupar 🤣🤣😤 Mom’s proud of you!

my mom texted to tell me I was just mentioned on MS NOW the mention: 😆

@notcapnamerica @MADDEEE13 Julie didn’t duck because reporters in DC have spent ten years hearing things that sound insane and then finding out somehow that was the normal part.

Unbothered queen

If President Trump wants to honor the fallen on Memorial Day, he should start by becoming the kind of American they believed they were defending.

@StuWatts73 I’m such a good girl!

@SundaeDivine Hopefully it’s cleared up the fleas though

I used his shampoo by accident and now he’s watching me closely to see if I’ll start drinking from the toilet.

@DecodingFoxNews It really seems like a type of mental illness.

Natalie Harp, a close aid to Donald J. Trump, helps the president with his late night social media posts. She once told Trump in a letter, "You are all that matters to me." I've included some archived clips of Harp when she was an anchor for OAN from 2021.

“Well-regulated militia” now means one guy in cargo shorts having a constitutional episode near a monument.

@OneMargaux @news_jul @nbcsnl She really is being good about this.

@news_jul @nbcsnl You're a good sport, Julie.

I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️

@PeterLukasJr1 Hi there!

@SundaeDivine Hi sundae

Me, liking all the memes of Julie Tsirkin.

Forbes: “This Monkey Built a Banana Empire While Others Complained About Hunger”

@Osint613 @AZ_Intel_ The true legacy of 7-Eleven: convincing millions of people that a hot dog rotating since the Clinton administration is “still good.”

Toshifumi Suzuki, the Japanese businessman credited with transforming 7-Eleven into a global convenience store empire, has passed away. He was 93. Contributed by @AZ_Intel_.

@news_jul @nbcsnl You were great, kiddo! 😘