Sejal Bhat

Have to work late to generate more and more fun ideas for womens’ day. Feeling like a man.

Watched Wuthering Heights and I don’t know what everyone’s complaining about main toh poori tarah wuther ho gayi

Bhagwan mujhe utthaa lo I’m tired of remembering if my new friend’s name is Megha or Meghna

Unable to read a lenskart hoarding because I haven’t bought glasses yet

I’m so good at brevity, that

Wish WhatsApp would give me an “Edit” button for the other person’s messages also so I could correct everyone’s spellings.

@AnilGanti Chup be buzzkill

@ANTISEJAL literally any freman with a hook can ride a sandworm so....no

The sand worm can only be ridden by the Duke Muad’Dib Kwisatch adrak

Nahi nahao toh main gandi ho jati hoon. Nahao toh mera bathroom.

@guiltynomad @sumairashaik June-ish

@sumairashaik @ANTISEJAL When are you bringing this to Bombay?

27th & 28th April Bangalore 4th May Hyderabad 5th May Pune BOOK TICKETS FOR THIS HILARIOUS STAND-UP show!!! With @ANTISEJAL in.bookmyshow.com/bengaluru/even…

Very excited for these shows! Book now while it’s earlybirding!

@coolboy_joel It’s better as a drizzle on top. Cooking normal oil se kar

What a disappointment cooking with chilli oil has been.

It’d be so useful to have a “Get back to main topic” button on all these Google Meet, Teams, Zoom apps.

(Influencer voice) So a lot of you guys have been asking about the best, Top-rated Sai Baba Mandirs in Mumbai. So here are some great finds that all have a rating >4.5 ✌️🫰

Makes them look like a gamlaa 🪴

These dudes get insecure about the top of their head going bald and looking unattractive but that haircut with the sides being almost shaved and hair growing long only on the top is the real repulsive one

@Soumya1214 @ze_wanderer 😔 correct

I like stressed out people. They make me feel so comfortable.

Watched Pathan and this movie is sooo idiotic I love it

Beautiful 🤌