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alexfivezero

@AlexFiveZero

Sliding tackle enjoyer. NUFC

United Kingdom انضم Eylül 2015
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
@cjhhhh21 Confirmed: Lewis Hall has been diagnosed with Syphilis and is expected to be out for 3 weeks
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Only Newcastle United could lose our best player and captain for a few games because of fucking mumps, what the fuck is mumps ffs, sounds like something from the 1800's, next we'll have players out with Cholera and TB
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@KitManRamsey AIG was such a fantastic sponsor, something so classy about a serif font on a kit
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
You don’t get very many good unique chants nowadays but that semenyo one is fantastic.
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
@madflavors414 @EagleEyeCPFC @clarey1888 @Sam_Eng22 you’ve been psyoped by social media into thinking this is a real issue, I worked at a supermarket for 5 years out of the last 10 and I can assure you it’s been on the top for quite a long time. You’re not going to concede to reason. You open it from the top, everyone sees it
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Clarey 🍀@clarey1888·
I’d like to report a crime. What kinda shape is that for an Easter Egg?
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
One of my favourite things that happen when a team loses is when a fan doesn’t address it and tries to focus on something else. Team gets bounced by 3 goals and you’d see tweets like “Hope X’s injury isn’t long”
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
@Evertxn Let’s increase fuel demand when supply is short!
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@MCFCPH I think that can be fixed with Kane dropping as u said and both fullbacks are willing to tuck in
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
There’s too few window cleaners nowadays, I see far too many houses with dirty windows.
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
@tmzette I’ve said this for a while but you are literally just a delayed version of us from the late 2000s, all you need now is to get your third manager in this year in a club legend type like shearer. You’re too big to fail so if you’re down you’ll return.
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Still not sacked him?
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@AlexFiveZero HahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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alexfivezero@AlexFiveZero·
Pack his things up and send him back to bournemouth.
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