son of a woman

@viani310 Nasboi is goated.

This Nasboi skit is forever goated😂👌

Phishing isn’t just a frontend issue. It can escalate into protocol-level damage, fast. With real-time detection and automated response, millions can be saved. This is what proactive Web3 security looks like.

@lollypeezle 🤣🤣🤣😂 very risky

APC: We now have 30 governors. Nigerians: Wow. APC: We also have 75 senators. Nigerians: Omo. APC: Over 230 HOR members o. Nigerians: Na you dey hot. APC: Not to brag but we now have over 10m registered members. Nigerians: That’s very nice. Oya approve Real time transmission of electoral results, so that the world can see you are winning because people love you. APC: Haaa, that’s too risky ooo. 😭😭😭😭🤦

@Jaiyejeje0m0 Ok ma, No blame her🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

This is funniest video on the internet 😭😭🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

Class

Lagos traffic can make you do crazy things just to avoid being bored.

😂😂😂 But wait is this right?

@AWholeSalmanPR He played it twice so he can understand what's going on.

Fatality 😍🤣😭

@DAMIADENUGA Evidence choke. A legendary crash out.

I invited 200 guests to my 10th wedding anniversary just to play a video of my wife sleeping with her gym instructor on screen — Man narrates pathetic story 👇🏻 “My wife, Tolu, is currently rolling on the floor of the Event Hall in Ikeja, crying and begging. Her mother has fainted. Her pastor is pretending to be on a phone call. But I am sitting in my G-Wagon, drinking a cold bottle of water, feeling lighter than air. For the past ten years, I was the “Mugu.” The ATM. The foolísh husband. I work on an Oil Rig. I spend two weeks at sea, two weeks at home. I sent Tolu millions to start businesses that always “failèd.” I built a house in her father’s village. I bought her a Range Rover for her last birthday. We have three beautiful children. Or so I thought Six months ago, our last born, Davidson, fell sick. He needed blood. I rushed to the hospital, rolling up my sleeves, ready to donate. The Doctor, who is my old secondary school classmate, pulll invited 200 classmate, pulled me into his office. He looked uncomfortable. “Bro, your blood type is O Negative,” he said. “Tolu is O Positive. The boy is AB Positive.” I laughed. What does that mean? Biology was not my best subject.” He didn’t laugh. “It means, biologically, it is impossible for you to be the father.”My world stopped. I told him to run a DNA test on all three kids. I waited for two weeks. Those two weeks were hell. I looked at Tolu sleeping beside me, snoring peacefully, and I wanted to strangle her. But I kept quiet. The results came back. Child 1 (Junior): 0% Probability of Paternity. Child 2 (Sandra): 0% Probability of Paternity. Child 3 (Davidson): 0% Probability of Paternity. I had been training another man’s platoon for 10 years. I didn’t scream. I didn’t fight. I didn’t even ask her. Instead, I told her, “Baby, for our 10th Anniversary, I want to give you the wedding of your dreams. A Vow Renewal.” story by jerry smith. She screamed in excitement. She called all her friends. She bought Aso-ebi for her family. She booked the most expensive makeup artist in Lagos.paid for everything. I hired the biggest hall. I invited her entire village, her church members, her “Gym Instructor” (who I found out was the father of the second child), and my colleagues. Today was the D-Day The hall was packed. The MC announced, “And now, a special video tribute from the husband to his lovely wife!” Tolu was sitting on the high table, smiling like a queen, waving at the crowd. The lights went dim. The projector screen came down. Everyone expected a montage of our romantic photos. Instead, the DNA results appeared on the screen. Huge, bold letters. PROBABILITY OF PATERNITY: 0%. The crowd went silent. You could hear a pin drop. Then, the next slide played. It was a video I had paid a private investigator to record. It showed Tolu entering a hotel room with her gym instructor. It showed them kissing. The chaos that followed was beautiful. Tolu screamed and tried to run to the projector, but she tripped on her expensive gown. Her father stood up and held his chest. I simply walked up to the microphone. “The house has been sold,” I said calmly. “The cars have been retrieved. The divorce papers are on the table. Tolu, you can go home with your gym instructor. He is the father of your children.” I dropped the mic and walked out. As I drive to the airport now to catch my flight to the Maldives for a solo vacation, my phone is blowing up. Some people are saying I was too cruel. They say I should have covered her shame for the sake of the children. They say I am heartless to disgrace a woman publicly like that. But I feel peace. Did I go too far? Or did she deserve the public humiliation?”

@CFC_dennoh Only God knows what this guy and Man city don discuss. I wish the Russian is still in charge.

After today's game, do you want Enzo Maresca in or out of Chelsea?

Na only God knows waiting man city and this guy discussed. I have no words.

Ahh, mama the para.

Finally out. Good to hear

R.Kelly out.😳

@instablog9ja Them don shock am🤣🤣🤣

A street evangelist has sparked reactions online after addressing ladies who plan to cross over into the New Year at their boyfriend’s houses. 😭🗣️ His message has people laughing, debating, and checking their plans twice. What’s your take? 🤔✨ 📹: @gemclassy_ade

@Naam_kafi_hai Help.

Which addiction…🤔

@Ms_Logical The monkey got some pepper there🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 x.com/Qinchu1__/stat…

@Akinjoshua2017 Okkkkk, I see why he lost, she press am breast for back, he lost cooperation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

After all the dance an ijaw man lost a wrestling fîght to an Urhobo lady 😂😂. Agenda na órphan

@Opresii Na only God knows the music hum the hear wey the give am that ginger. Nothing go make me work near am

Everybody then ein talent 🔥

@Mrbankstips My father's palm plantation

What’s your plan B if crypto, bet and forex doesn’t pay?