derpian

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derpian

derpian

@AltAcctTwatter

انضم Kasım 2022
15 يتبع82 المتابعون
Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
McDonald’s switched their McFlurry to a paper cup instead of the classic plastic cup where you get that special spoon A former McDonald’s corporate chef says many of the McDonald’s are not even mixing in the toppings anymore because of this change and the experience may be ruined The toppings are often times just dumped on top of the ice cream because that large spoon that used to be used was actually used in the machine to mix the toppings into the ice cream But now they just give you a normal spoon The change was allegedly done to be more environmentally conscious but everyone seems to hate it
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@flapprdotnet either ai-generated or poor ai restoration
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Flappr
Flappr@flapprdotnet·
This is what they took from you. (The Firebird Trans Am - Pontiac went out of business in 2010.)
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@GarbageHuman24 they become beniggled and forget who they are, where they are, and what they are doing there. they're sent into a violent state of mind where they only know to attack. when pulled away from the fight, their instinct is to jump right back into it
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Garbage Human
Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
They turn any setting into a UFC ring
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@desert_starr_57 i need to know more about the man before i give any accolades
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Geeky REAL GINGER Sparkles
Geeky REAL GINGER Sparkles@desert_starr_57·
Go Avory! The fact that no other adults did anything and he said he deserved to be treated as human makes me wonder what in the heck was going on there. But thankfully Avory was there!
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol

🚨#BREAKING: An 11-year-old boy in Kentucky is being hailed as a hero for RESCUING a man who was drowning and unconscious at the bottom of a pool. His name is Avory Woolery, he is ELEVEN years old. According to Avory, the adults around the pool weren't doing anything, so he put on his goggles, dove down, and pulled a grown man up out of the water. "No one was doing anything, so I put on my goggles. I went underwater. I grabbed him up. There was no way that I was going to let another man die today. He's a human being. He should be treated as such." WHAT AN ABSOLUTE HERO!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Kabrutus
Kabrutus@kabrutusdeid·
Michael Jackson tried to warn us
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@Lady_FanAccount the lip syncing is so bad and unconvincing that it just looks like she's having a retard in the back seat with a music track playing over it
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Ladytron Fan Account
Ladytron Fan Account@Lady_FanAccount·
"Ironic" was written by Alanis Morissette and producer Glen Ballard, and it was the third song they composed together. The lyrics sparked an endless debate, as many listeners pointed out that several of the situations in the song are not technically ironic at all, but closer to bad luck or coincidence. Morissette later embraced the controversy with humor, saying that the song’s greatest irony may be the fact that it inspired such a long-running argument over the meaning of irony itself.
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@Arbys i hope you're not suggesting that you sell anything that looks even remotely like that. the actual sandwich would be 1/3 the size and look like it got godzilla stomped repeatedly in the street and still cost $50
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Arby's
Arby's@Arbys·
Name another country where this sandwich could even legally exist
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@iCkEdMeL that was the correct move. blacks will use any opportunity to steal will not let a good crisis go to waste. they don't care about blm. they just use black deaths to get free nikes and weave
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iCkEdMeL ☀🔎🔥
Rascism strikes again.. During the shooting at Fairlane Town Center Mall. This lady said Victoria Secret opened the back door, and offered to let the customers leave. She says, she feels they did that because they were worried about getting items stolen.. I thought maybe out of concern they offered customers a route to escape 🤷‍♀️ Dearborn, Michigan.
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@DelusionPosting their productions continue to lose because they refuse to use introspection
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Happy Back to the Future day - 41 years ago, the first movie was released today.
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Sumona
Sumona@SumonaK9soo·
@Fun_Viral_Vids why are men so obsessed with policing women's bodies in public like mind your own business fr
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Fun Viral Vids 😊
Fun Viral Vids 😊@Fun_Viral_Vids·
Maybe I'm just too naive, but... Could someone explain to me what she's doing?
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@jondelarroz honestly, let it get canceled for buttfucking its fanbase "deliverance-style" with gay romance
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Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy
Woke board game activists are trying to cancel a Kingdom Come: Deliverance board game on Board Game Geek. Their reasoning? Daniel Vavra tied to GamerGate. They didn’t realize he did a full apology tour bending to the woke and turning KDC2 into a gay groomer game with explicit underage gay sex. Moreover he has nothing to do with this game it’s a licensed product. Why are the woke like this?
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Mens_Corner__
Mens_Corner__@Mens_Corner__·
For some reason I watched this video ten times
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Lauren Witzke
Lauren Witzke@LaurenWitzkeDE·
So this must be how they built America?
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Today In History
Today In History@historigins·
Jennifer Connelly at Premiere of 'The Street' in New York City (2000)
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derpian
derpian@AltAcctTwatter·
@nypost i wonder who actually clicked that stupid article to read it
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Ketchup, chili, bacon? Why finding the perfect 'American' hot dog isn't as simple as you think trib.al/TloINP6
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
6 people have seen kate’s vagina today. She had: + 3 medical appointments + diagnostic imaging + 2 vaginal biomarkers + breast exam We have news on her suspected endometriosis. More soon. At least 20% of premenopausal women have at least one of these conditions: endometriosis, PMOS, and/or adenomyosis.
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Rep. Nancy Mace
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace·
@TheSCIF We are introducing a bill to ban immigration from Somalia.
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The SCIF
The SCIF@TheSCIF·
Somehow an entire city council now consists of all people from Somalia in Buffalo, New York, who then raised a foreign flag on U.S. soil and canceled 4th of July fireworks... This is an invasion. We give you an opportunity and this is the thanks we receive. It's time to wake up and kick these people out of OUR country. I would start by auditing their elections.
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