AS899

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AS899

@Ashields899

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انضم Haziran 2014

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AS899@Ashields899·17 Mar

Idk what sort of update happened over this weekend but: -Twitter thinks I'm a bot (apparently I should allow push notifications to fix it) -New ads are on the feed (including accounts I've blocked) -Blue checkmark pro-Rightwing accounts have shown up (more to block, oh joy)

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AS899@Ashields899·29m

Not to get too wild on a Thursday, but I brushed my teeth *before* showering tonight - instead of after. That's right. I purposely didn't do my routine in the same order 😈

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Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang·18h

A movie villain would have this as his dinner table

☆@fwskiiii

Skilled artist Scott Dow carves a crocodile directly into raw wood, making it look like it's emerging from the wood itself.

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🕷️@spidealist·8h

College really changes a person

Spidey’s Source@SpideysSource

End of High School vs End of College

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Lu ♡@UnaTalPadawan·11h

Mi Jefe: Estás despedido. *Pauso el partido de México vs Sudáfrica* Yo: ¿Por qué?

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@cherryrevivals I'm seriously impressed by her core strength, doing a low side-plank like on a bed??? Incredible.

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cherry 🌸@cherryrevivals·6h

she looks so good when she’s miserable unfortunately

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Shaman@JagerShaman·8h

Finally. My feed is the perfect mix of Warhammer 40k and Fantasy, Historical Middle Ages, WWI, Napoleonic/Enlightenment arts, and chubby women. Truly this is a golden age

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JAX ABSTRACTS🇯🇲🏳️‍⚧️@yosukehxn·18h

I want this nigga hung by jumper cables

Wesley The Paleo Dude 🦖👾🐲@Cretaceous27738

If you’ve seen this movie, prove by quoting it!

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AS899@Ashields899·1h

@MeLikesCh33se A little after I started my job, a (female) coworker and I would cover each other's lunch based on whomever had time to go down to the café (it was about 50/50). My dad was very confused by this. Since we weren't dating, he asked why. I said "you raised me to be nice."

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Assassin's Cheese III⁴ - Davrin CEO - 🍉🌈🇬🇷🇺🇦@MeLikesCh33se·4h

God forbid you get a random gift to your friend because a keychain reminded you of them and now your parents start the "did they ever get you that many gifts" talk

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sceebe dee FIRST TIME DRAGON AGER@sceebedee·8h

i'm sorry for that shield aveline. i get it. it does look silly

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Egotistical@TristanBeMe101·1d

I wish more people watched 23 Jump Street it was a hidden gem

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

‘24 JUMP STREET’ is officially in the works. Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill and Ice Cube are in talks to return. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news…)

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Respectful Memes@RespectfulMemes·3h

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Termina the Band the Show@Termina648·1d

Sería demasiado gracioso que durante toda la película hagan referencia a cosas que pasaron en 23 Jump Street como si hubiese sido una película real que salió hace años

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

‘24 JUMP STREET’ is officially in the works. Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill and Ice Cube are in talks to return. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news…)

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