turbomander

MY FIRST PURPLE SOPHIE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO WHAT A PULL

@fishquichee lowkey me on the fishing trip XD

“There are plenty of fish in the sea” where

YEEAAHHH FUCK EM UP @jacksfatboner

friend wants to know what you should feed a horse before euthanizing it? I genuinely have no idea

@medievalmusings my squire does love his peanut butter treats. sigh, I will miss him

@turbomander poisoned sleeping tonic, eliminates stress. alternatively, a cyanide pill hidden in a spoonful of peanut butter

so apparently since my squire “bit” someone im supposed to put him down. great. took me years to find someone who knew the right way to buff mythrite plate armor. i knew he came back from the battle of the shadow valley different, fighting the necromancer must have shook him

@peebuggy_VR Yeah there’s a vacancy

@turbomander do u need a new one

@kyle1elyk PROOF

@turbomander Dude I pulled a Sophie ༒︎ 💕 (331), I was actually shaking

Rate my deck? (numbers come from their @'s) #sophietwt #sophiemon Sophie🧡63241 Sophie💜56585 Sophie🩷15057 Sophie🩷11698 Sophie🩵422713 Sophie🩷35196 Sophie💚(unnumbered) Sophie🩵(unnumbered) Sophie🩶75583 Sophie🩷88950

@SUPERN33P not you too…my day 1s…

@turbomander Who the fuck are you

nobody freak out I’m testing new names

@swordposting @medievalmusings Can you suggest a good sword for it sword of the day?

@turbomander @medievalmusings Sword through the neck. Clean cut. Get a master executioner

@cavalierposting @Jesteroftheland > I art innocent > 410,757,864,530 DEAD SQUIRES

@turbomander @Jesteroftheland Okay so first things first, I art innocent. As for the squire issue, I'd consider non-invasive methods such as a light transorbital lobotomy

@Jesteroftheland @cavalierposting would definitely take their opinion

@turbomander You should ask @cavalierposting they have had to put down so many squires

@Barbarian_Craig APPRECIATE U CRAIG

@turbomander YOU GOT IT MY FRIEND TURBOMANDER WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN AS TURBOMANDER

@RalonNetaph im going z

@turbomander Are you gonna mega into Turbomander X or Y?

@Kizzaii AMAZING FIRST PULL NICE

@turbomander YO I GOT MY FIRST SOPHIE AND ITS PURPLE HEART SOPHIE YEAAAHHH LESGOOO

MY FIRST PURPLE SOPHIE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO WHAT A PULL

@the_real_58Qi this is a crazy deck im ngl, 5 whites including an unnumbered and an over numbered blue, no pinks…this is counter-meta and bold, I respect it

@turbomander Are mine any good? Sophie💙33117245 Sophie🧡78115 Sophie💚93798 Sophie💛29730 Sophie🤍41691 Sophie🤍74386 Sophie🤍22360 Sophie🤍(unnumbered) Sophie🤍237548

this isn’t about homunculme, or homunculyou, it’s about homunculus

@Slothsama @jacksfatboner I have rid u of the ancient evil u carried

@turbomander yeah that tracks

oh no don’t mind me im just casting remove curse on you. yeahhh the post above was carrying an ancient evil with it but youre all set to scroll now

@neonwhitefan idk I just got here

@turbomander who the fuck are you

@fishquichee bet you never read this yet: STURISOCNGKSPSOEUTJTBTNVLVVVIDELE’vjfoe328299

I finished twitter. Read everything