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We're white We're black We're asian We're mixed We're men We're women We're Christian We're Jewish We're Muslim We're none-of-the-above We're rich We're poor We're gay We're straight We're none-of-your-bloody-business We don't care about all that. We're British. Stop dividing us

My granny used to say "Doesn't he look handsome" in my Sunday best short trousers. It's too late to jail her for sexual harassment, but can I still claim compensation for it?

I say "f**k Hamas", the terrorist group banned under UK law and despised by any rightful thinking person of any race, creed or political persuasion with an ounce of compassion in their bodies If that offends you then I can show you where to board your flight to the Middle East.

It was a sin big enough to get him sacked and you are trying to make him out as the victim? God, celebrity culture can be vile...

I am speaking LIVE from Hull on Reform UK’s local election tour. I will call out the Tory hypocrisy on North Sea oil and gas. These are the people that wrote net zero into law. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

LibDem MP Max Wilkinson has said the quiet part out loud. His problem with X is that ordinary people have a voice on contentious issues, like immigration which is a “really easy way that they couldn't in the past". Diversity is our “strength” unless it’s diversity of opinion.

Germany's Parliament has voted for a law that allows courts to apply the death penalty to Jews accused of attacking Germans We're back to 1933, aren't we... Oh, wait, sorry. It was Israel's Parliament and applies to Palestinians who attack Israelis. That's completely different.

@AmIRightSir He retired from the House on 3 November 2017

The current senior life peer (i.e. the current living one with the earliest date of peerage creation, in this case 1971), Lord Tanlaw, is 92 today

If what Scott Mills did was bad enough to sack him then it was bad enough that it is in the public interest to say what it was The cover up makes BBC management complicit and sends a message about how celebrities are treated as a protected caste and that encourages misbehaviour

@BrandonStraka That's not part of Europe. My guess is Singapore.

Authorities in parts of Europe are taking stricter action on Islamic migrants who violate laws or refuse to integrate, sparking debate. Calls are growing to adopt similar policies in both Europe and America.

To be clear, the number of immigrants the UK takes is up to the UK government, UK Parliament and UK electorate. We don't need a government that "pushes for" anything. We will change the Parliament and government if they open the borders and foreigners flood in from the EU again

@Antmoll69 So you don't think the CCP treatment of Uyghurs is obscene? Or are you trying to behave like the CCP and ban people from speaking anything that isn't approved by the CCP?

@BBCPropaganda You don't speak for the British people.

Doesn't realise that the Chinese are multiethnic and that ethnic superiority is why the Communists (mainly Han Chinese) persecute the Uyghurs and that sort of society is not something we British aspire to, it's something we think is obscene

The Messages Are Not Gone. They Are on Someone Else's Phone. There is a certain kind of political scandal that ends not with a dramatic revelation but with a mundane one. Not a smoking gun but a forgotten detail. Not a conspiracy unravelled but a basic error of logic, sitting in plain sight, waiting for someone to point at it. This is one of those moments. We have spent several weeks being told that Morgan McSweeney's messages are gone. Wiped. Unrecoverable. Lost to a street robbery in Pimlico and a remote deletion that, conveniently, destroyed the tracker along with everything else. Downing Street has leaned heavily on this narrative. The messages cannot be produced because the messages do not exist. The phone is gone. The evidence is gone. Move along. There is a problem with this story. WhatsApp is not a one-way street. When two people exchange messages, those messages exist on both devices. Wiping one phone does not reach through the internet and delete the other. McSweeney's conversations with Lord Mandelson are not only on McSweeney's phone. They are also on Mandelson's phone. His conversations with Jonathan Powell are on Powell's phone. His conversations with Matthew Doyle are on Doyle's phone. The messages Downing Street has declared unrecoverable are, in fact, sitting in the pockets and cloud backups of everyone McSweeney spoke to. Any child with a smartphone could tell you this. And it raises a question so obvious it is remarkable that it has taken this long to ask it loudly: why has nobody in Downing Street been asked to produce their devices? The answer, in Mandelson's case, may already be known to the Metropolitan Police. He was arrested in February on suspicion of misconduct in public office. When you arrest someone on those grounds, you seize their phone. That is standard procedure. It is not optional. If Mandelson's device was taken, as it almost certainly was, then the Metropolitan Police are already in possession of the other end of every conversation Downing Street has spent months telling us is lost. Read that again slowly. The government may have wiped one phone while the police were already holding the other. If that is the case, then the claim that McSweeney's messages are unrecoverable is not an unfortunate consequence of a street robbery. Maintaining that claim in full knowledge of Mandelson's arrest and the likely seizure of his device is not carelessness. It is something considerably more serious. Downing Street has refused to say whether any attempt was made to track the wiped phone. It has refused to explain why the ICO was not notified. It has refused to say whether MI5 or GCHQ were informed. It is now going to have to answer a fourth question, and this one is harder to manage than the others. If the police have Mandelson's phone, where are the messages? "The messages Downing Street has declared unrecoverable are, in fact, sitting in the pockets and cloud backups of everyone McSweeney spoke to."

It is ironic that Israeli media can publish criticism of Zionism that would not be permitted in Western media. Have we become more Catholic than the Pope in our deference to Zionism?

Aren't we supposed to want to be 'educated'? I'd never heard of this Saint and know little about the Orthodox religion. Now I have, no thanks to @UEFA. What is the point? For Europe to come together as a federation of diverse nations or to subjugate Europeans into a single thing?

@Antmoll69 @IronDuke64 It was funny. Maybe not the funniest, but funny is a scale. You just can't laugh at your "Restore" religious and personality cult. Kind-of similar response you get when joking about BLM, BTW. It's why we make the jokes. The 'serious' responses are funnier than the jokes

@BBCPropaganda @IronDuke64 Because your response wasn't funny.

Oh. My. God. Restore Britain didn't google her, did they? And you thought Reform were bad at doing background checks.

@Doranimated The real Trump would have written 'straight'

This beats the IRGC’s Lego videos.

@ALaurie2025 What was my tweet? A joke about Restore and Reform. Maybe you should learn about UK politics. We don't have a Presidential system. We have a party system where you need 326 MPs to win. Reform are getting there, but have problems. Restore is a well funded personality cult.

@BBCPropaganda Omg I live in America don’t know any of these people but it was obvious to me it was a joke based on Lowe’s previous posts get a sense of humor

@brightonspurs @Cheetoignocnito @justan4338 @RupertLowe10 You seem confused. I responded with a joke about Reform's problems fielding a party ticket of credible candidates. We don't have a Presidential system and if we did he'd fail at it. Would it help if I made a football metaphor? The celebrity owner doesn't win. You need a team

@BBCPropaganda @Cheetoignocnito @justan4338 @RupertLowe10 I mean, you didn’t… you took it seriously. Rupert called you an idiot and you’re getting roasted for it. I get it, it’s bitten you in the arse and it sucks. So now you’re trying to limit the damage. Just accept it, learn from it and come back less of an idiot.

@brightonspurs @Cheetoignocnito @justan4338 @RupertLowe10 I'm getting dogpiled by bot accounts and his personality cult for mocking his joke party and Reform. At least Reform aren't that touchy and admit they have work to do before becoming a credible party of government