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@gurgavin More Tesla. Easy.

IF I GAVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS RIGHT NOW AND YOU COULD ONLY BUY AND HOLD 1 STOCK FOR THE NEXT YEAR WHAT WOULD IT BE ?

@muskonomy Let's check the performance of Ross Gerber's fund during one of the largest bull runs in history: He should shut down and give his investors all their money back.

NEWS: Ross Gerber says he may sell SpaceX shares at $2T valuation In an interview with Benzinga, Gerber Kawasaki CEO Ross Gerber questioned whether SpaceX can justify a $2 trillion price tag while generating around $20B in annual revenue. “How in God’s name is it worth so much money?” he said. Gerber believes Elon Musk could give Tesla shareholders early access to SpaceX shares before a potential IPO. But he warned that at a $2T valuation, investors would need SpaceX to reach $4T to see strong upside. He also cautioned that rising private valuations may signal a bubble and noted public markets are far less forgiving once companies must consistently deliver results. Gerber said he plans to sell at least half of his SpaceX stake if it goes public and is advising some employees to consider cashing out. Source: Benzinga

@BrianSozzi We like the stock

JP Morgan still looking for a 61% crash in Tesla's stock:

@janninereid1 Transition contact lenses automatically darken in bright light, similar to transition eyeglass lenses. They help reduce glare and protect your eyes from harmful UV rays while providing clear vision indoors.

I thought this was pretty cool. 👇😱 Can someone explain why her eyes do that? 🤔🤔🤔

@shaguncrypto When most Americans are investing via 401K every month, stocks are bound to go up. I don't see this changing anytime soon.

The entire generation has been brainwashed to believe that investing $5,000 in an index fund …will make them rich at 60

@Photo_Mayor It's a massive strain on our healthcare system. Healthier people cost less to those paying into the system.

Why do so many people feel the need to police what poor people eat?

@ReutersBiz Hard to believe this when 99% of your Tesla reporting is incorrect.

The rollout of Tesla's fledgling robotaxi business is going slowly than expected owing to safety and technical issues that have delayed the company's autonomous vehicle ambitions reut.rs/4cw2F01

@nytimes You know the shorts are in trouble when the NYT runs a new hit piece every day.

Elon Musk has used SpaceX as a kind of piggy bank over the last two decades, turning to the company as a financial tool to get loans and bolster his struggling companies, according to an examination by The New York Times. nyti.ms/4w8dInZ

@ceraliza you nasty

It’s so heartbreaking when u realize the man you like can’t afford you.

@RealJimChanos That's right, Jimmy. Fall right into the bear trap.

In case you missed it, this matter-of-fact admission by Musk on further $TSLA FSD/Robotaxi rollout delays due to safety issues is pretty stunning, if you step back a bit.

@isaiahrmartin Prove to me you don't understand how taxes work. *Good job.

We should totally raise this guy’s taxes

@Medline youtube.com/shorts/lwZhkjQ…

Medline was named to Becker’s Healthcare’s 2026 Top Places to Work in Healthcare list, adding to national recognitions from Forbes and Newsweek and reinforcing its commitment to helping employees thrive. ms.spr.ly/6016QWFEp

@TeslaJoy It's a shame we lost so many supporters along the way.

@lady_valor_07 Desperation.

What does this room smell like

@SusieLeeNV The only thing that hurt Vegas is Vegas. I'm not flying out for a $65 salad. F that.

I’ll say it again: President Trump’s policies continue to hurt tourism to Vegas and make it more difficult for travelers to visit our community.

@Wisdom_HQ Yeah, like I'm paying for another one of your tattoos. Service industry jobs weren't designed to be six figure opportunities where they get 40% of the till.

Is this right?

@end3of6days9 Yawn

⛸️This woman just got back from her third date and says she won’t be seeing him again. She had been crystal clear with her date — who is also a doctor — that she has vertigo and does NOT ice skate. He knew it and agreed to other activities… then still booked two full hours on the ice, pressured her onto it, and spent the whole time showing off laps while she hugged the wall dizzy and miserable. She finally left mid-date. Ignoring someone’s explicit boundaries — especially when they’re health-related — tells you everything you need to know. Have you ever had a date (or anyone) completely blow past a clear “no” you gave them, especially something health-related? Or what’s the earliest red flag that made you walk away?

@brewmarkets You missed the story.

Tesla just reported Q1 earnings. The headline numbers looked fine. But the real story is buried underneath. Revenue: ~$22B (+16% YoY). Adjusted EPS beat. Free cash flow positive. But $TSLA is down today. Here's why. Energy generation and storage revenue fell ~12%. Vehicle deliveries came in lighter than expected. Competition is intensifying globally. Especially from Chinese players $BYDDY and $XIACY. And Musk used the earnings call to go all-in on Tesla's future as an AI and robotics company. Which begs the question: has the car thesis lost its va-va-vroom?

@C_909_ Yes we do

Estaba en la habitación de mi novio y encontré un condón abierto que nunca usó conmigo(Soy virgen), el dice que solo lo estaba probando, los hombres hacen eso??

@antibearthesis We did this plenty of times, right before the recessions.

How to print $1,000,000 (easy): • Borrow $1M at 3% • Place it in the S&P 500 at 12% • Wait 7 years → ~$2M • Pay back the loan, keep $1M Why aren’t you doing this?