Breakfast Enjoyer M.D.

Tommy LaSorda throwing BP shirtless

Unmutable advertisements at the gas pump will now be answered with violent ecoterrorism @StopandShop #IDontMakeTheRules

@tjw710218 @tylermilliken_ They punted on Betts 6 years ago btw

@tylermilliken_ Bregman, Schwarber, Alonso, Devers, Betts, Bogaerts, etc. All are big money long term contracts in which ownership said NO. In every case they appear to be correct. None of those guys will have an impact the next 5 yrs. Stay the course and we’ll win more World Series.

@BOSSportsGordo Carve this tweet into the tombstone

@PawtucketSox what is craig breslow supposed to do?

Craig Breslow, much like Jesus, is a Jew that needs to wake up this Easter

@winterm00n_ @JohnGregoryJr @chiweethedog Calmer’n you are

@JohnGregoryJr @chiweethedog You are aware the joke here is that Walter is actually mad as fuck and not calm right

Theo Von grew up poor in Covington, Louisiana and dirtbag leftists will still be like "Actually he's a Polish aristocrat. I have disabled replies"

@RadishHarmers They flattened the curve??

I can't believe this is how I found out.

@Cam31Schlittler Cry

Keep hating on us