🐣🐰🐣🐰Bechmann, V🐰🐣🐰🐣

@corey_orman @alphafox

@alphafox I just assumed it was because the handle touched the food or something, but if this is really about being the wrong kind of fork, you are definitely not sane.

IYKYK

Still one of the all-time funny skits! 😂

Tastes From Around The World SHITE BITES

@thankyougary__ BUT IM A TYPE TWO DIABETIC! 😭😭😭

@getoffmywww @shitpost_2077 They they do

@shitpost_2077 TIL Arby’s sells burgers

@IdolMistyNA @shitpost_2077 Ikr... i was like, what the f*** dude?That's not a double patty

@shitpost_2077 First burger wasn't a mcdouble though :(

@clipsvsfilian @shitpost_2077 Same 🤣🤣🤣

@shitpost_2077 I’m cooked, I knew as soon as I saw the burgers which was which.

@Inaciovii @shitpost_2077 The only reason I know so much about wendy's is because my youngest works for them 🤣🤣🤣

@shitpost_2077 “That’s a Dave Single”

@shitpost_2077 Neither did I

@CodyGarlock @ErikUnchained 27* 😏

@ErikUnchained Was homie about to eat 25 ramens 😂😂

OOPS!! Never seen this dude move so fast. 🤣🤣

@ErikUnchained 🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😬😔😪🥺😢😥😭😭😭 ::too well::last June my American Bulldog kicked my arm while I was sitting with a fresh boiling bowl from the microwave on my lap next 2 him on the couch. 2nd degree burns on both my thighs & stomach. Took till l8 Nov 2 fully heal, even with meds.

🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😬😔😪🥺😢😥😭😭😭 ::too well::last June my American Bulldog kicked my arm while I was sitting with a fresh boiling bowl from the microwave on my lap next 2 him on the couch. 2nd degree burns on both my thighs & stomach. Took till l8 Nov 2 fully heal, even with meds.

Y’all…..the comments 😂😂😂😂 I am 💀

@JusCallMeLouie @WilliamShatner

@WilliamShatner These days, I’d be surprised if everyone could even agree it’s the same planet in both photos.

It’s the same image.

@INSPECTOLNZ @NASA @astro_reid If you still can't see them, you need to get glasses or get your vision rechecked, and get a new prescription 🤨

@INSPECTOLNZ @NASA @astro_reid ZOOM IN BRAINIAC 🤦‍♀️

Even in darkness, we glow. In this image of Earth taken by the Artemis II crew, we can see the electric lights of human activity. In the lower right, sunlight illuminates the limb of the planet.

@Not_Elusive @INSPECTOLNZ @NASA @astro_reid If only he knew how to zoom in 🤦‍♀️

@INSPECTOLNZ @NASA @astro_reid You can literally see the stars, unless you’re fucking blind.

@AdamHymas @IfindRetards Well, now it's fifty 1 to forty nine

@IfindRetards Nailed it

Who is more retarded?

When the cashier at the grocery store asks me to donate money to some charity, this is my response.