Corey Orman

@alphafox I just assumed it was because the handle touched the food or something, but if this is really about being the wrong kind of fork, you are definitely not sane.

IYKYK

@JSmithSEA @jimiuorio Congress hasn’t declared war since WWII. Seems we’ve had several kings since then.

@jimiuorio “That’s it” is doing quite a lot of work

@nicbarkeragain Have you ever tried to connect an iPhone to it to sync music or back it up?

Usually I try to just ignore this type of stuff and get on with my day, but I recently switched from spotify to apple music for reasons™, and the desktop user interface is so comically poor that I have to make a thread highlighting what I came across in one session, strap in:

@MurrayHillGuy1 Yeah, who would want to go fishing with their kids, or golfing with their buddies or wives when you could be paying for overpriced drinks with people who aren’t really your friends instead?

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

@TheCinesthetic Dune 1984 is a masterpiece compared to today's generic CGI slop.

Dune (1984) gets written off, even by Lynch, but the film’s worldbuilding is doing its own thing. Baroque sets, strange textures, and a future that feels alien in a way few sci-fi films even attempt. It’s rough, but there’s nothing else like it.

@EricEldred @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh I'm not MAGA, I'm just trying to understand your argument. It's weird though. The Quality Learing Center and two others are now closed and 4 of the centers Shirley mentioned are currently under investigation.

@corey_orman @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh Oh, so no. You cant read. Im not surprised coming from a maga retard.

🚨 WOW. Somali "childcare worker" in California erupts in PANIC MODE, yells in Somali at Nick Shirley Shirley says he is just following California state data, and they ALL happen to be Somali "You a TROUBLED MAN!! Let me call 911" SHIRLEY: "We just want to know where the children are." "It says there's 14 children enrolled here." *DOOR SLAMS SHUT* It's fraud. They make it obvious. And Newsom's California lets it run RAMPANT!

@EricEldred @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh Ok, got it. You’re saying that other people have looked into those daycares and found them to be legit

@corey_orman @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh Can you read? None of what Shirley found was proven evidence of fraud. Fraud cases exist, but these were already ongoing investigations completely unrelated to what Shirley found.

@EricEldred @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh Wait, is your position really that there is no daycare fraud in MN?

@corey_orman @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh And, yet none of his "findings" were found to have any evidence in Minnesota, but SURELY hes finding something here now? Lmao you gullible fucking losers are beyond pathetic. The fact that youre okay with a random fucking idiot with a camera demanding to see kids is telling.

@samarialainen @NobletStrength I would guess that I could go to every grocery store in a 50 mile radius and I wouldn't be able to find one of these to purchase. It's not that "some" haven't heard of it, it's that the vast majority haven't heard of it.

@NobletStrength Well the product exists and presumeably sells to warrant existing. Just because some americans have never heard of it does not mean it isn’t popular with those who have

Europeans post this picture multiple times a day because they think this is an American food staple and Americans are always confused because they've literally never heard of canned whole chicken until they learned about it through Europeans claiming we eat it regularly.

@JasonJournoDC I’ve been saying for years that AOC is just the “girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party” character in real life and they whiffed on that too.

🚨NEW: Rob Schneider on SNL: "I think it got lost in the liberal intelligentsia. It took away the opportunity for LAUGHS! Joe Biden and Kamala Harris was the GREATEST opportunity in the last 25 years for humor!" "I think it was a MISS. I think it was a lost opportunity."

respond to this tweet with an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie. just the image. or gif.

@BridgetPhetasy Of course. Why did they come to town? Likely because they already had things planned and they didn’t reach out because they wouldn’t have been able to see you anyway.

If someone is your friend and they come to town and don’t reach out … are they really your friend at all?

@JoshuaLisec “neurodivergent” “Emotional intelligence” “As a _______, I think….”

What word tips you off that the person using it has zero credibility? For me, it's "problematic."

@kofidereVT BLT sandwich is hard to beat

if it’s okay to ask, what are your favourite struggle meals…? i’m talking less than 15 minutes to prep and cook. i don’t mind if it’s not the best nutritionally, i’m just looking for a way to eat more than late night take-out. life is hard atm, the least i can do is eat 🙇‍♀️

@GravySauceCream That’s not a hot take, it’s the same cookie cutter take that all the crypto bros were making 2 years ago. You’re late to the party.

hot take: pickleball requires minimal effort or skill and the people who play it simply lack the athletic ability to play tennis

@ktf2072 @DsgrntSub Did they consider just shooting the ship in the leg?

If the ship was far from the combat zone and if it was possible to advise them the ship would be sunk within 20 minutes without disclosing that a sub was close by so that the crew could be evacuated and if there was a way to take the crew prisoners of war (maybe a nearby allied ship), this may hv been the right thing to do for many reasons. With the narco speedboats as well, showing warning shots being fired at least in one video before blowing them up may hv been a better approach. Not good people, but unlikely to be the kingpins who will just recruit other poor 20 somethings to take a chance being smugglers. Public perception is one piece of the puzzle whether we like it or not.

I am not a naval warfare expert. However, the “experts” that are upset about the American sub sinking an Iranian naval combat ship, are absolute scum of the earth. Especially Americans or supposed allies. This is warfare. Not a boxing match, football game, or some other sporting match. It wasn’t “fair” for Iran to use IED’s. It wasn’t “fair” to use suicide bombers. Especially children. You know what also wasn’t fair? It wasn’t “fair” for our supposed leadership to handicap our ground forces with patently stupid ROE’s. When American lives are on the line I don’t want fair. I want overwhelming force and technological supremacy so that fanatics, fascists, dictators, communists, and anyone else who thinks to harm Americans instead has the images of us killing, destroying, and sinking our enemies burned into their brain.

@Moonlight_myths Can you move to another room?

If your neighbour has a baby, and it cries ALL NIGHT, and it's room-is directly next to yours divided by a wall, is it okay to ask them to move the baby to another room? My alarm goes off at 5am. This baby cries until 2, 3am most nights. I am exhausted. I am ill. I am childless by choice and I DO NOT need this. I understand the mother is tired. But you know what? This was not my choice. I'm experiencing the consequences of her choice and I am no longer understanding of it.

@adamlevitan I just don't get why none of the analysts are talking about Dobbins when they discuss RB free agency.

Signals aren't the best for RJ Harvey right now. * Averaged 3.6 YPC vs. JK Dobbins' 5.0 * Was 47th among 51 qualifying RBs in rush yards over expecation * DEN was reportedly serious about David Montgomery trade * DEN linked to tons of free agent RBs * Already 25 years old