Bj/Thea

@WilliamShatner But your face is on the wall of my post office

As long as it wasn’t on the wall of the post office. 😉🤣

@WilliamShatner Thank goodness. Had to miss Richmond this year.

I’m in Raleigh in July. Make plans now!

@AppleSupport next software update: can we please use maps without it causing the screen to freeze when driving?

@Apple may whoever that give the iPhone a constantly stalling Maps be kidnapped and forced to live a month on sugar free gummy bears

@HallowApp I really wish I could avoid your ads on YouTube. They are super annoying

@WilliamShatner I wish I would have found a guy like you to marry. The fact that you love life is inspiring.

Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion. Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album. Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire. This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration. At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up. So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘 Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.

@WilliamShatner @KelloggsUS You pull off classy and huggable at the same time.

Off to see @KelloggsUS 😍

@Gavlebocken Merry Christmas!

God jul vänner, tacksam för er alla ✨ Merry Christmas my friends ✨

@Gavlebocken I hope when I retire, I’m healthy enough to travel to see you at Christmas time

Dan före dopparedan och ett tunt snötäcke har kommit! ✨❄️ One day until Christmas Eve, and the snow is here! ✨❄️

@Matt_Pinner Mosquito in car

In 3 words or less! 😱

@Gavlebocken You look so beautiful and strong this year

Solen sa hej idag och jag svarade med att inta min bästa bockpose - ståtligt va? 🐐🌞 The sun said hello today, and I responded by striking my best goat pose - quite majestic, right? 🐐🌞

@Gavlebocken Kill Devil Hills North Carolina, USA. Is there a gift shop for a plush goat?

En bock som jag bor förstås i Gävle! Men ni då vänner, var i världen håller ni hus? 🌍 A goat like me lives in Gävle of course! But you friends, where in the world do you live? 🌍

@hwinkler4real 27 years

15 years

@RepFine Sit your sorry ass down, sir. And also, leave the hammers to the Norse pagans, you co-opting cunt

Legal immigrants who hate America elected a Communist Muslim Jihadist. New York City has fallen. America is next if we don’t stop it.

@WilliamShatner The only reason I keep this account is to check in on you.

I over indulged. I thank you all for caring but I’m perfectly fine. I keep telling you all: don’t trust tabloids or AI! 😉

@pizzahut can we get some sort of program where adults can earn mini pizzas for reading books?

@StellaParton You are a national treasure

Hold on a minute here, the best pin up girls the Republicans have are MTG and Lauren Boebert and all I can think of is Chlamydia. Bless their hearts.

@NancySinatra Every damn minute.

Aren't you SICK of his lies? I AM.

If Musk backs down from Trump, can we expect anyone else to stand up to him?

We told you so.