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@Biissaka

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🦍 انضم Kasım 2014

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Sami 🇹🇷🦇@SamiRmcf15·3h

He probably ejaculated 3-4 times on the same day so that decreased his sperm count. I believe he should've planned it better. If he was planning to make his wife conceive he should've abstained for 4 or 5 days to optimize his sperm count.

🥷🏼@killeures

Four different children came from Zidane's milk and none of them are good at football

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@muxsin2003 He was hilarious hooold

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@muxsin2003·13h

Genuinely look at you as sub human if you ever found this freak funny icl

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-| 🇪🇸@wohwki·15h

Told pops that’s my charger he said this is my house

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MBAPPE

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@IndConquistador @realrxAFC Nah he's not

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Mahmoud@IndConquistador·23h

@Biissaka @realrxAFC Ohh dam he’s Jewish?

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🇪🇹 🇵🇹@realrxAFC·1d

people make jokes on here but what he’s accomplished since the last world cup is nuts man you can’t do anything but salute it

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Xavi Simons???

Drew “Horny” Peacock@THEDrew_Peacock

Someone had to do it #Reallynigga

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@wstgoat7 Random keeper mogs your sport

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🌧️@wstgoat7·17h

Never seen anyone more obsessed with followers and popularity than soccer fans these guys are genuinely sad

E@Ellis_

Yeah man basketball clout actually can’t compare to football clout. What do you mean some 40 year old Cape Verde goalkeeper gained the same amount of followers after a 0-0 as basketball’s current biggest star.

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🍿@Biissaka·17h

@dunnowhatidid @hayanz0 newcastle bros dont even rate dan burn lets be fr

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ÉL@dunnowhatidid·17h

@hayanz0 ‘I think the guy who plays for the team I like is better than others’

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ÉL@dunnowhatidid·21h

Well done on proving why you weren’t picked, mate.

Telegraph Football@TeleFootball

Harry Maguire has laid bare the “awkward” FaceTime call with Thomas Tuchel in which he learnt of his World Cup snub. @ben_rumsby has the full story ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

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@IncroyableSauce they jumped him in a space

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J🩸@IncroyableSauce·23h

My only exposure to the Somali language is a Football Twitter incel gimmick tweeting its the funniest shit ever man. You Somali guys gotta boom this guy tho😭😭😭😭

🇪🇸🇪🇬م@m0us1afaV3

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🍿@Biissaka·19h

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @Matt_Law_DT Tuchel doesn't want us to support England clearly 😭

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David Ornstein@David_Ornstein·19h

🚨 Tino Livramento to miss World Cup with calf injury. Not serious but major blow for Newcastle United defender & #England ahead of #2026FIFAWorldCup opener vs #Croatia - 23yo returning to #NUFC + Trevoh Chalobah called up @TheAthleticFC post @Matt_Law_DT nytimes.com/athletic/73654…

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🍿@Biissaka·19h

@trillm4tic Surely you have better evidence than cropped discord screenshots in 360p 🥀

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mp3 classics@trillm4tic·1d

Your a rapist.

Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2

@demenishki you really wouldn't have to go through the trouble of writing all this mumbo jumbo if you just wrote a simple ''yo sorry by bad that was a bit outta pocket''

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🍿@Biissaka·19h

Mainoo had to deal with Ugarte all season now he's got Chalobah on his plate too

Matt Law@Matt_Law_DT

Exclusive : England World Cup preparations rocked by the news Tino Livramento is expected to be ruled out of the tournament through injury. Tuchel ready to replace him with Trevoh Chalobah among the options to come in. FA yet to confirm. telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

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Matt Law@Matt_Law_DT·20h

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🍿@Biissaka·1d

@sulkfenomeno Falling for pessi fans out of context quote

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-@sulkfenomeno·1d

“7 game tournament”

433@433

Vozinha gained 𝟏,𝟗 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 after that 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 World Cup performance 🤯🇨🇻 And it's still increasing 😳 The effect of the World Cup 🤩

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Skipster@FarRightSkip·1d

Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge

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🍿@Biissaka·1d

Just go enjoy yourself at arsenal folk

☈ッ@TheFergusonWay

🚨 | A £40m clause available to all, EXCEPT Liverpool & Man City to sign Marcus Rashford. A number of PL teams have expressed interest IN SIGNING him. His preference is to honour the remaining 24 months at United RATHER THAN JOIN ANOTHER English team. [@David_Ornstein] #MUFC

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namilarp ｡⭑.ᐟ@namiaos·1d

asked my mom which country shes rooting for and she told me to shut the fuck up and clean something

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B@utdbrxy·1d

hope he does well ngl. not doing agendas at a world cup

utdreport@utdreport

Manuel Ugarte starts for Uruguay against Saudi Arabia 🇺🇾⭐️

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🍿@Biissaka·1d

@RespectElves Not a problem nigga WE can work with it

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"...It's all fine now."@RespectElves·1d

black people keep showing up in my mentions to try argue this is not fat and she somehow has an ass She is fat, she is wearing pants that are suppose to make you have an ass (she does not have one)

Kay$tack$@KaylaPurnell2

Imagine my surprise when I see the picture that makes them think Deme is fat…..

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@muxsin2003 @IndConquistador @realrxAFC @wstgoat7 @dunnowhatidid @hayanz0 @IncroyableSauce @David_Ornstein