Bill Woolsey

@lutheranaes @RedProdigal This is gorgeous. Wow.

Sanctuary at Trinity Lutheran Church, Denver, CO (LCMS)

@TheCinesthetic @grok who is this?

Really enjoying this analysis group. Very insightful.

@DanielTurnerPTF Buy Miele. Best. Vacuum. Ever.

I’m on my 3rd vacuum in 10 years. They all break. Even the $500 Dyson. My mother has the same vacuum since 1972. Was made in Ohio. Probably by a WWII vet. It’s steel. Weighs 30lbs. Hasn’t broken once. Sucks dust thru the walls. I miss good appliances made in America. 🇺🇸

250k followers! As thanks, I’m going to giveaway tickets to the MAJOR 😂 the Players Championship! plus some signed @range_finance hats and some of my personal @Titleist gear. Must be a follower. Comment, like, retweet to enter.

@Mike_kim714 @range_finance @Titleist If you love golf, you’ll love following @Mike_kim714 for a front row seat.

@stevensongs “Pay the man, Shirley.”

I'm selling fake IDs to undocumented snow shovelers in New York.

@BobGolen “Pay the man, Shirley.”

When I get something stuck in my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a beer. It's called the Heineken Maneuver.

God’s undeniable handiwork.

@millsalice144 “Pay the (wo)man, Shirley.”

Americans sometimes use French words like "hors d'oeuvres." And that's just for starters.

@ThePunnyWorld @SJBedard “Pay the man, Shirley.”

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

@KVanValkenburg @yay_yee Totally agree. Just head down and win everything every year. Has best chance to break Jack’s record.

@yay_yee That has always been my comp. Stable, polite, family-oriented guys who love to compete but don’t see it as life and death.

Scottie doesn’t appeal to anyone who doesn’t already like golf. This is what it is. He is making zero cultural impact, whereas Tiger was a Moses-esq figure. But the man’s golf is sublime. It’s an unusual juxtaposition. Scottie actually has more personality than Tiger but no aura.

@DrunkRepub “Pay the man, Shirley.”

When I die I want Senate Republicans to carry my casket so they can let me down one last time.

@drewdyck Well at least you’re honest.

Will have to edit slightly. I only have three kids.

Gonna use this for my bio.

@WEschenbach @ChrisMartzWX This was awesome.

There is a more fundamental problem. Temperature cannot be averaged because it is an intensive quantity, unlike an extensive quantity like mass. Suppose we have three objects of mass 3, 5, and 7 kg. To get the average, we add the masses together to get a total mass 15 kg. This has a real, physical meaning. We can put the three objects at once on a scale and it will read 15 kg. And when we divide the total mass by 3, it gives an average weight of 5 kg. But when we try to do the same with temperatures, we run into a problem. Suppose we have three objects with temperatures of 30°C, 50°C, 70°C. Using the same procedure, we get a "total temperature" of 150°C … which is totally meaningless. There's no such thing as a "total temperature". It is imaginary. It has no physical meaning. And that in turn means that the number we get when dividing the "total temperature" by 3 has no physical meaning. Here's another way to look at it. We have three containers of water, with temperatures of 30°, 50°, and 70°. What is their average temperature? Well … there's no way to tell. You could claim it's 50°C, but the first container might hold 50 ml of water, the second one a liter, and the third one 10 liters. Or vice-versa. And unless we know their volumes, there is NO way to establish an average temperature. Of course, the problem with atmospheric temperatures is exactly that … we don't know the volumes. Best to all, and Chris, thanks for the good work. w.

I know exactly what an average is. Averages only exist in math. And, an average temperature isn’t what the temperature should be at any given location or time. It isn’t the “correct” value as you and other panicans seem to think. The average global surface temperature is about as useful as the average zip code or average height of a flower stem. It has no real-world value.

@The_Kyle_Mann And continually throughout Parent Trap (@lindsaylohan version)

There are too many weak, emotional men these days. Be more like me. I have never cried, except during the beginning of Up and the end of Toy Story 3. Other than that I am a rock.

@typesfast @elonmusk “Pay the man, Shirley.”

Train Optimus to do haircuts and name it Ryan Hair @elonmusk

@ProfMJCleveland “Pay the woman, Shirley.”

In the clearest sign yet that it intends to surrender Greenland to the United States, Denmark brings in professional surrenderers.

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok Done

@therealmcnair Love this commentary. Especially “steeper than the Kilimanjaro range.” May your conquering of the BIIC be swift and glorious.

It has come to my attention that the Big Instruction Industrial Complex, of which not all instructors are a part, has taken serious offense to the dangerous misinformation I am spreading - namely, posting videos of wildly different golf swings that all managed the same impossible outcome: the ball going in the hole. While our ongoing fight against Big Polyester remains righteous and just, we must also confront a secondary downstream effect of their reign of terror. The reduction in ball speed caused by diminished testosterone from polyester golf wear has driven countless of our herd directly into the waiting arms of Swing Rocket Surgery™, a growing cottage industry of scams perpetuated by the Big Instruction Industrial Complex. And so, as a God-fearing American, I feel it is my civic duty to present yet another piece of forbidden evidence. Craig Stadler pt. 2 Winner of 13 PGA Tour events, including The Masters. Steeper than the Kilimanjaro range, the very mountains from which your polyester shirts were sourced. No miracle move. Just a golf club, a steep delivery, and the quiet truth that there has never been one correct way to swing a golf club, only correct matchups. May God bless you all. And may God bless the United States of America 🇺🇸