Callum Whitcombe

So. Chaotically. French. #OpeningCeremony

West Ham have conceded three or more goals in 32% of their premier league games this season.

It upsets me greatly that Google pixel hasn’t used the Kate Middleton photo debacle to make an advert for their best take photo feature. Cowards.

It’ll never happen but a A Ryder cup style tournament of PGA vs LIV would be box office.

West Ham have had a total of 17 shots on target in the 6 premier league games that they’ve played this year.

It’s impressive that for a team playing four central midfielders how open West Ham look.

@GuvnaB When Lampard went to City.

F1 fans. Explain Hamilton joining Ferrari in football terms

Oh 2010s West Ham I thought that we had killed you off.

A lot of people upset about LS atmosphere for the West Ham game yesterday. Reminder it was kids for a £1, I was there with my 5 year old nephew for his first game, lots of people around me in similar situations. Can’t have it all.

Let me know when those Ogbonna apology forms come out, I need to sign one.

I see Jared Bowen has gone shopping in Reading.

@Pandora_UK I can only DM you if you’re following me or I upgrade to premium.

@Pandora_UK After being lied to that my ordered had shipped and couldn’t be cancelled I’ve just received the tracking, stating it’s awaiting carrier pick up. Your customer service is awful.

@Pandora_UK Some of the worst customer service ever trying to cancel an order from 7pm Yesterday. Can’t cancel as it’s with the courier, can’t provide me with tracking or courier details, blatantly lied to multiple times. Given up, hoping the courier is better than you.

If you could pick one squad player to represent your Premier league club in an MMA royal rumble event against players from other clubs, who are you picking?

This is the worst West Ham performance I’ve seen since Sunday afternoon.

I’m not saying there’s a direct correlation BUT, West Ham’s performances always improve whenever Covid hospitalisations increase.

Just so you all know before it happens, West Ham have been losing to Brighton way before it was cool.

Trying to think of another driver other than Lance Stroll who consistently spins/ crashes and is out qualified by every team mate they’ve ever had that still has a seat in formula 1.

@British_Airways we’re due to fly home from Dubrovnik this afternoon and for the last 24 hours we’ve been unable to check and only get the following error message. Any chance you’ll be fixing it?