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@z4pych4n lmaoooo

@ChineseLLM six seven

happy 6/7 it's my HRT anniversary

@garvvee @Pontifex thoughts?

@ChineseLLM this is a bigger coincidence than jesus being born on christmas

@Breaking911 @bjntweets god i wish that were me

BREAKING: 3 people reportedly stabbed at Penn Station in NYC. 📸: @bjntweets

@the_startup_eng @enggirlfriend asian baby growth eng

@enggirlfriend Not everyone is an abg like myself

can someone enlighten me on the thought process behind X tech influencers who heavily photoshop their pictures?? i’ve met so many people at tech parties where i fully do not recognize them bc they look nothing like their online pics i get why IG influencers do this but like… bro you’re a tech account that shit posts about SAAS. and tech circles are so small youre gonna constantly run into your followers for this reason im semi paranoid about not looking like my pics so i usually ask my IRL friends if my pics look like me before posting them and no i will not name any names 😂 and no its not just girls haha

@garlic_wife sorry

stop fumbling me I’m begging you bro pls stop saying things that will make me lose all interest bro

@moggerly thank u!

@ChineseLLM Lovely

who up wishing upon they star

@edgyjson dude is lorraine okay

why does good foreplay always include crying

@Rogue_1826 🫪

@ChineseLLM Chile he would put you through the MATTRESS

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95

@enggirlfriend yes

@ChineseLLM how many PRs did u merge while i was gone

🇰🇷 visited motherland (korea) ☀️ got summer hair done 😈 ready to be back at work (menace mode) 🙏 pray for my coworkers

@Bingbong6989 yes

@ChineseLLM I am a retard... is it 1 cup rice 2 parts water bring to light boil and then lower to a simmer? Im genuinely asking 69 Bing bongs

@Bingbong6989 bing bong

@ChineseLLM Shiiiiiiiiiiii! Instant follow 💀

@ShadowyZephyr that’s the cost of grand champ in 1s

@ChineseLLM i am soulless

@justiceandheels she’s me

@ChineseLLM New Lana album title dropped

@ShadowyZephyr if you haven’t gone to rehab at least 3 times then you aren’t ensouled

@ChineseLLM sorry chad but this is real life the guy who smoked crack at the motel off I-95 gets the girl

@Bingbong6989 ofc

@ChineseLLM Do you make pork steamed buns? 🤞

@insey_cringe @AlexCaswen @ShadowyZephyr nobody care me

@ChineseLLM @AlexCaswen @ShadowyZephyr foid to be forgotten... this is so sad

my coworker said “i didn’t know she was trans i thought she was just really funny for a girl”

@AlexCaswen @ShadowyZephyr antimemetic foid

@ShadowyZephyr @ChineseLLM It’s an anti-meme

@Angel_V0ices i wish i had what they have

Two men at my restaurant -lets split 50/50 +no its ok ill pay u’ll just suck me off later Ohhhhh ok