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Katılım Ekim 2021
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i love how girls call it an investment when they rly want you to buy them something
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Lilly@lillybilly299·
I'm making a "no tears" rule for coughing. If you're hacking up a lung and I don't hear even a single drop of phlegm, I'm calling bullshit. Faker. Public nuisance.
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Lilly@lillybilly299·
Coughing is so performative. Like ooooh I have a little tingle in my throat, everyone needs to hear about this, bitch shut UP
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preparing for fatherhood by drinking every day. i already know sleep deprivation is gonna hit just as hard if not worse
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@lillybilly299 maybe theyre being mean in a way you cant perceive
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Lilly@lillybilly299·
I hate when people I don't like are randomly nice to me, makes me feel like an asshole
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@askmetmrw or the best virtue signaler on hinge
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sometimes i see a girl post a bouquet that’s 90% filler and i just wanna pat bro on the back for getting away with doing so little
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json@edgyjson·
gettin a girl a dyson doesnt mean what it used to mean anymore
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@CultureCrave actually im okay w him winning the oscar now
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Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave·
Michael B. Jordan was asked to name his favorite movie 🎞️ "Princess Mononoke"
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@doubtpointv2 putting the tom cruise pillow over his face >>>
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🦫@doubtpointv2·
Sharing a twin sized bed with a 6ft man >>> #Europe
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json@edgyjson·
@cookiecarver 1 is all u need . i have an aloe too btw :)
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cookie🍪@cookiecarver·
i bought a plant today. it’s an aloe vera. used to have one back home. it was tiny at the start and grew to be an absolute unit. hoping to do the same here. gonna keep it in my room so my housemate doesn't "accidentally" kill it how many more plants do i need to be a plant guy??
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json@edgyjson·
@strawheart69 @thedimitri he stays unemployed to keep his testosterone high !!! you wouldnt understand !!!
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Dimitri@thedimitri·
a crush will do more for your discipline than a therapist ever could
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ilove@imsopopu1ar·
Do you guys think a 25 year old and 29 year old can be in love
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@savvypleb okay sorry 🥺 hope u didnt take anything personally
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savvy pleb@savvypleb·
i don’t think we should make fun of chronically online people because how is your life so bleak you seek happiness through a screen. it’s sad do not make fun of them
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man i feel like covid absolutely destroyed marvel. i wonder where we’d be today if it never happened. sad
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@aweII219II @thedimitri yeah sometimes i imagine what it's like to be a dimitri egirl. the way he slobbers and dribbles as he leaves that slug slime all over her body
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Dimitri@thedimitri·
Every woman who hates you is just a couple conversations away from a steamy romance
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@somewheresy i think it’s okay. we can afford a special person for every few perfectly fine person we have
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