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Blessed is one with Life✍️.

Nigeria انضم Nisan 2020
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
Story Time: Titled: PLEASE LEAVE MY CHILD. Early morning in the village of UMUDINKA, cock crows and birds chipping. Nna anyi IGWENAGU comes out of his hut with chewing stick in his mouth brushing his teeth and stretching his body. At the same time here comes Mmasi his wife, coming back from the stream with a pot of water on her head. IGWENAGU:(clears his throat) Mmasi my wife, welcome. You have already gone to fetch water this early morning? MMASI:(Breathing heavily) Yes oo my husband. Good morning Sir. I said let me rush before the early morning sun start coming out. IGWENAGU: (spitting out) You have done well Ezigbo . So where is Ositadimma, is he still at the stream ? MMASI:( retorted) Nooo Nna anyi, Osita is still sleeping inside. IGWENAGU:( very infuriated): What do you mean that Osita is still sleeping by this time of the morning ? His mates are busy helping their family in doing chores and even going to the farm but he is still in bed by this time. Where is that boy?(Angrily he rushed inside Ositadimmas hurt). MMASI:(rushed after him) Nna anyi please take it easy. He is still a child. IGWENAGU:(shouting ) Get out of that bed Ositadimma. Your mates are busy with work but you are busy with sleep. Who told you that there is food for a lazy man?( chasing Ositadimma out of the room) OSITADIMMA(grudgingly and robbing his eyes came out) ohhhh Papa, why can’t you allow me to enjoy my sleep in peace? You are just disturbing me papa. (He goes behind his mother to hide while murmuring) MMASI:(holding her husband’s hand) Nna anyi can’t you see he is just a child. When he grows , he will learn to do all those things. IGWENAGU:(Very angry) Do you say he is a child Mmasi? You said when he grows but I don’t know where he will grow to again. But I will tell you this, the way you train a child is the way he will grow. MMASI: (shielding Ositadimma) Please leave my child Nna anyi. He will change when he come of age. IGWENAGU:( amazed and pained) : You are spoiling my only son right before my very eyes Mmasi but I have one thing to tell you. This ant infested firewood you are fetching will soon invite lizards to your home. Do not come crying to me when it will happen. MMASI:(murmuring) eehhh Nna anyi , I will not cry or cry to you for there will be no such thing. TO BE CONTINUED!
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@dammy4trueluv This suffer wey we dey so, you blind aunty?
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Dammie4trueluv@dammy4trueluv·
Young men in their 30s and 40s having white hair and white beards, is it old age or what?
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@originalproflle This was how Afonja invited Alimi from the beginning to come fight his own kinsmen thinking that it will turn to his favor . They later killed him. Una never learn anything shaa. Religion will be una end.
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MaziTundeEdnutfan@originalproflle·
“We want you our Muslim Hausa brothers to help us in Ogun state. All the governors in Yoruba land are Kufirs (Christians). We need at least 1 Muslim governor….”
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@Owiggy_ Lonely at the top…lonely ,lonely, lonely 😞 Scatter on her mind, scatter, scattter, scattter. She can never be alone in this situation 🤷‍♂️ If them deceive you, you are gone✍️
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Babalola Esq.⚖️@Owiggy_·
Husband told his wife that the cloth she’s wearing is too revealing and she changed it immediately to another one. She got to the even and her friends noticed her own cloth is different from the other, she explained that her husband does not like the style so she had to change. They all understood. After the gathering, one of them who is a single mother of three due to divorce started messaging her that she’s letting her husband control her life and she shouldn’t be a slave to any man bla bla bla. She blocked her immediately before she sends further messages.
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@aishaashehuu If we tell you wetin women use to do now, it will turn to slavery and oppression. Una want to evolve into enjoyment without the work. Very wicked gender that doesn’t like to see men enjoy their life.
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@TheOdin_II I no wan survive anything shaa. Tankio 😜🙏
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The Odin@TheOdin_II·
No comment. 🤷‍♂️
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@MarinatedTurks Ndi asiri online ana ako, nwanyi anara mgba aka ya nakpuo n’ime ulo. If e reach una turn make una reject the ring.
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Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
There is something women do that I find funny. When I am quiet or stare into nothingness, you ask what is on my mind. Madam, there is nothing on my mind. I'm a quiet person and I easily drift into quietness. Do women understand it is okay to just want to be quiet in your own space? Everything is not an opportunity to gist for gist sake. They never like my answer. They want gist. There is no gist and there is nothing only mind. Frankly, I actually do not like that question
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Elian Osazee 🌍@ElianaOsazee·
@CodedPaulo @EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 They talk too much. When they are silent, they are scrolling social media or laughing at the fake Jokes of their colleagues When they have work to do, they max in, you can't see them talk. Their focus is 190%
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 Then come dey go your house make I dey alone enjoy my silence . Truth is that your gender are allergic to quiet and peaceful moment. Always trying to stir up gist or chaos that is not there
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Lobistress 🇳🇬@EkyDorlyn·
@Wizarab10 Men also need to understand that women love to gist with guys they love, there should be no boring moments with my man. Keeping quiet around me may suggest your thinking about another girl
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@praisepal_ If I utter another word make I bend🤷‍♂️
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@UnkleAyo Daughter of Zion"Go forth and do what is in thy mind” we won’t judge you but ma abasi una go stuck together genitally
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@sylv_ester_ They will make you question yourself. You will start murmuring unknowingly like early stage of madness , shouting eeei every 30seconds
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SYLVESTER@sylv_ester_·
A man abandoned you with a child. someone else comes to take care of it. Then you cheat on him with the same guy who abandoned you.💀🤷 Buh why?????💔
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@PempressP Them swear for una say nothing go ever make una make am for this life without man? Leeches and scavengers….ndi akpakara tingwom 🫣
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Empress@PempressP·
Every girl wants to build with a man,but her fear is what if he doesn’t make it ?
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@UnkleAyo Women will make you question your critical thinking and turn to your neighbor to confirm if a goat is still a domestic aneema 🤷‍♂️
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
The women forget that na who dey happy with economy dey fit get steady and working erection. They don’t or have refused to note that aspect . Man will be struggling with bad economy, bills pilling up without funds increasing , stress and they will expect your manhood to be at good function. Man no really come life especially for this our kwontry
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
I post anonymous link. Married men complaints are mostly related to economic concerns. Married women complaints are mostly related to libido & sex. Are you people taking notes?
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Coded@CodedPaulo·
@Ruky_Baby27 @ossaivictor1_ We are still saying the same thing😂😜me wey left for first year nko married now. I understand you , her and the devil shaa
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RUKEVWE👸✨@Ruky_Baby27·
Person don drop God work o
RUKEVWE👸✨ tweet media
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