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Story Time: Titled: PLEASE LEAVE MY CHILD. Early morning in the village of UMUDINKA, cock crows and birds chipping. Nna anyi IGWENAGU comes out of his hut with chewing stick in his mouth brushing his teeth and stretching his body. At the same time here comes Mmasi his wife, coming back from the stream with a pot of water on her head. IGWENAGU:(clears his throat) Mmasi my wife, welcome. You have already gone to fetch water this early morning? MMASI:(Breathing heavily) Yes oo my husband. Good morning Sir. I said let me rush before the early morning sun start coming out. IGWENAGU: (spitting out) You have done well Ezigbo . So where is Ositadimma, is he still at the stream ? MMASI:( retorted) Nooo Nna anyi, Osita is still sleeping inside. IGWENAGU:( very infuriated): What do you mean that Osita is still sleeping by this time of the morning ? His mates are busy helping their family in doing chores and even going to the farm but he is still in bed by this time. Where is that boy?(Angrily he rushed inside Ositadimmas hurt). MMASI:(rushed after him) Nna anyi please take it easy. He is still a child. IGWENAGU:(shouting ) Get out of that bed Ositadimma. Your mates are busy with work but you are busy with sleep. Who told you that there is food for a lazy man?( chasing Ositadimma out of the room) OSITADIMMA(grudgingly and robbing his eyes came out) ohhhh Papa, why can’t you allow me to enjoy my sleep in peace? You are just disturbing me papa. (He goes behind his mother to hide while murmuring) MMASI:(holding her husband’s hand) Nna anyi can’t you see he is just a child. When he grows , he will learn to do all those things. IGWENAGU:(Very angry) Do you say he is a child Mmasi? You said when he grows but I don’t know where he will grow to again. But I will tell you this, the way you train a child is the way he will grow. MMASI: (shielding Ositadimma) Please leave my child Nna anyi. He will change when he come of age. IGWENAGU:( amazed and pained) : You are spoiling my only son right before my very eyes Mmasi but I have one thing to tell you. This ant infested firewood you are fetching will soon invite lizards to your home. Do not come crying to me when it will happen. MMASI:(murmuring) eehhh Nna anyi , I will not cry or cry to you for there will be no such thing. TO BE CONTINUED!

@__chef_o Difficult to accept the truth but after twitter war, na still men you run to when the need be. Sure I have been sleeping well at night knowing that going to a woman for any help of importance is a mirage.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Whatever makes you sleep at night.

@BigBaebiii @heismric @The__Vyrus Haha you dey cry for me or crying for your gender miss?

@CodedPaulo @heismric @The__Vyrus Chai.

I can’t thank men enough. Normally guy man suppose lock up, but you saw my pain, you support and indulge me. My gratitude knows no bounds! You didn’t have to, but you did. Thank you!!

@Olami_deeEbony Opportunity comes but once fit be your sister’s case oo. God go dey present Jollof rice for you for breakfast, you go come dey prefer oatmeal as if the jollof no healthy to eat. You go soon loose the jollof and can’t even afford the oatmeal.

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

@UN_Women Una dey craze UN. Make I let woman lead me again after wetin happen for Eden? Once again una no really well

Let women be. Let women lead. Let women thrive. Let women speak up. Let women represent. Let women live peacefully. Let women express themselves. Let women control their bodies. Let women live.

@karmakhiz01 This one touch body shaa

Na this kain period papa dey run leave family... when you hear "my dad left us when I was 8" na this kain period dey cause am.

@SirIykee @VikyInsights She still come be Arsenal fan 😂iyami

@CodedPaulo @VikyInsights Asin she lacks home training... Women are not perfect but they are better than each other, you see this type, I can never tolerate this type of insane beast... The man is in for a wild ryde, may God help him.

A woman who got married just a few months ago just defended Chike in my comment section.😭💔 She said: “I’ll meet Chike.” And “If my husband cheats, I’ll cheat back.” Let that sink in. Freshly married, ring still shining… already announcing she’s ready to become Sandra 2.0 the moment her husband slips. No shame. No standards. Just pure revenge mentality. Talk of Low budget Tolani Baj 😂. Brothers, this is the red flag of all red flags! If your wife or girlfriend is defending Chike, supporting home wreckers, or proudly saying “if he cheats, I’ll cheat too”, RUN. She has already shown you who she is. She doesn’t value marriage. She values “payback.” A woman who can justify adultery months after her own wedding can easily do it when the marriage gets tested. This is not “strong woman” energy. This is low value, dangerous energy wrapped in a wedding gown. Men, stop ignoring red flags because she prays, she’s fine, or she just got married. Your peace and your future children deserve better. 🗣️✌🏼

@cyber__razz @sepril23NG Cougarminiciline tablet😂🤷‍♂️aje

PLAN A: Cybersecurity PLAN B:

Women don’t end in self destruction only, they carry everyone along in the destruction and will finally share blame to everyone in the picture. A cheating woman caught is a dangerous woman and she can never take her L in peace without destroying anyone and everyone standing in her way of getting back at you.

For the past week your father has been harassing my family and showing up at my Lagos residence unannounced, with threats about taking my away son, again. Now I get a call from the Lagos State Ministry of Justice Public defender, social services department that you filled, yet another false petition accusing my sister of forcefully taking my son from you, when in fact you left him on his sick bed unattended with no adult supervision, because “you went to the market” but filled such petition, even tho you know he was taken to our family hospital, treated and has been spending time with me? Just like you falsely accused my sister in London to the UK’s social services of trying to take our son from you too? Which was again disproved. You asked to spend time with him a few days to his birthday today at 9am on WhatsApp. I responded by 2pm today that he can be dropped off to you tomorrow if you can confirm if that works. But you were at the Lagos state ministry by 4pm filling a false petition, damm! My boy is not even officially British yet, I still have to give that to him in a few months, yet your family keeps trying to take advantage of him, first to emotionally blackmail me into giving in, then for your visa sake, and even now, wants to try and use him again, and again, and again! It’s okay for you to enjoy self-destruction, but dragging my boy to forcefully remain with you in Lagos and forfeit his life in the Uk and dual citizenship is a deep level of reckless wickedness for a child you claim to love, yet steady putting in harms way.

@OneBigConfirmer Helping to recreate evil should be a good reason for execution(by firing squad)

Congratulations To Me Guys, My Wife Just Did A Photoshoot Ahead Of Our Son 6 Months Old Celebration 🤭

@jon_d_doe Stay where you are now bro. Not Oman and not all these Middle East countries. As a matter of fact , I know someone who is in Oman now and it is not funny. Don’t move, standstill bro or you will cry.

Please advise him 👇.

Just look at how a grown up man is running around in pressure from a useless girl with nothing attached to her name. Guy you are useless make I tell you this. Na like this killing for money ritual dey take start. Make thunder no fire you before you kick that girl on her butt out of your life.

If your babe gives you a timeline to make it, end the relationship. Pressure is not love, nor is it motivation. It is toxic behaviour. If e easy, she should make it and improve you guys finances.

@Wizarab10 You go read something finish like this , na exclamation go just take place“Heii god” Omemma na emere onwe ya, Omenjo na emekwara onwe ya🤝

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@Alexonyedikach3 @ABUJAPLUG See me for floor🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ABUJAPLUG “Your husband no wan stain him hand with domestic violence charge, bro outsourced the beating like it’s Uber Eats 😭💔 First time was warning shot… second time means this man don subscribe to Premium Shege Plan. Sis, at this point you’re not in a marriage, you’re in a sponsored.

@billiongjgly @Igbo_Gustin Hahaha they will collect 10 hefty men as slaves and gave back to the merchant 2bottles of Gordon dry gin or 5 umbrellas 🤝

Someone said women trade like the British during colonialism

@QueenUjunwa1 @General_Somto If pikin wey you come carry con die, you no go go back to your own house?🤷‍♂️🤣

Odigo ka oga adi na😂😂😂

@engrICO2015 And as they poor themselves , their body no fit pepper them oo. Umu akwuna

Guys please do all you can legally to make money early . This is how fine ladies see a broke man and the sound of it is not nice at all .

@PrettyMfon @ChuksEricE Na only that one una sabi reciprocate oo. Take on responsibilities like the man now, una go start foaming in the mouth like epileptic patient in distress.

@ChuksEricE If you do not want your wife to cheat don't cheat. You cannot be cheating and expect a faithful wife. What the married woman did is bad. She should have quietly moved out of the marriage

“A married woman is cheåting, and your girlfriend is busy supporting her and looking for excuses on her behalf. Tomorrow, you will say you did not see the signs.” — Lady react

@hamiltonawah None of your married friends will ever invite you to his house again or take you out while his wife is with him. You will be smelling bad omen bad omen , like mkpi mkpi 😂🤷‍♂️

The only person who will lose is Chike shaa. Everybody is seeing it as just sleeping with a married woman but for someone in the kind of industry he is it’s a slippery slope. Frank is high up in the entertainment industry and his comrades see shit like this and start distancing themselves from Chike, at a point the wedding bookings will dry up cause I mean who wants you to perform at their wedding when you’ve been sleeping with a married woman, make you come sleep with my own wife abi.